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Calling a nazi is a white nationalist is like calling a pedophile a kid friend. or harvey weinstein a ladys man. which isnt really fair. he also likes plants. trump is also an idea guy. hes got loads of ideas. youve got to love him for that. he wants to give teachers guns. and i support that because then they can sell them for things they need like supplies. [ applause ] >> a lot of protractors. a lot of people want trump to be impeached. i do not. because just when you remember trump is awful, ...

Republicans are easy to make fun of. its like shooting fish in a chris christie. but i also want to make fun of democrats. democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys dont do anything. people think you might flip the house and senate this november, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. youre somehow going to lose by 12 points to a guy named jeff pedophile nazi doctor. oh, hes a dock top. kellyanne conway has the perfect last name for what she ds, conway. its like if my name was ...

Mmm! mike pence is also very anti-choice. he thinks abortion is murder, which first of all, dont knock it till you try it. and when you do try it, really knock it. you know, youve got to get that baby out of there. and yeah, sure, you can groan all you want. i know a lot of you are very anti-aborti anti-aborti anti-abortion, you know, unless its the one you got for your secret mistress. its fun how values can waiver. but good for you. mike pence is a weirdo, though. hes a weird little guy. he mi...