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Institution called a tej bet. they serve one thing, and only one thing -- tej, an alcoholic beverage made from fermented barley and honey. its not highly alcoholic though, right? you gotta pretty much hammer back a lot of this stuff to get a buzz. >> marcus: yeah. >> anthony: so basically the people around here whove got a load on, theyve been working on this for a long time. >> marcus: all day. this is a working class. this is where the workers go. >> anthony: its a cheap buzz. >> marcus: its a...

>> ill see what i can do and let them know youre still here. okay? >> okay. >> all right. being a correctional officer, im at work and thats full-time when im there. but when im home, im a full-time mom. >> john, do you want to help out? >> its been 12, 13 years and shes had a couple minor incidents, but for the most part, you know, its a job. >> i thought only guys were prison guards for the longest time. then my mom said, yep, i work at san quentin. really? i thought that was only a guy thing....

>> okay. >> okay? >> all right. >> all right. >> being a correctional officer, im at work and thats full time when im there. when im home, im a full time mom. >> here, john, you want to help out? >> its been 12, 13 years. and shes had a couple of minor incidents, but for the most part, you know, its a job. >> i thought only guys were prison guards for the longest time. then i heard -- my mom said, yep, im working at san quentin. im like, really? i thought that was only a guy thing. >> i got to g...

And, like, at some point she sat on my lap, and shes like, "oh, well i have to go now. i have to go do something." and she gave me a kiss, and i was like, "im in." and the show started. ♪ you can forgive a guy for making a mistake. >> anthony: totally. many ladyboys, frankly, are pretty spectacular looking, especially the ones who have breasteses. you know, the women are harshin the buzz. this should be a guy thing. >> andy: absolutely. they should have a sports bar. >> anthony: actually, that...

This is a charming ethiopian institution called a tej bet. they serve one thing, and only one thing -- tej, an alcoholic beverage made from fermented barley and honey. its not highly alcoholic though, right? you gotta pretty much hammer back a lot of this stuff to get a buzz. >> marcus: yeah. >> anthony: so basically the people around here whove got a load on, theyve been working on this for a long time. >> marcus: all day. this is a working class. this is where the workers go. >> anthony: its a...

Do any men look good in bangs? >> i was going to say no until you showed them, but they made it work. >> a southern guy thing, a beetle. >> tom: beatles worked, right? >> my hair has been gone for a very long time. in college, years ago. its a little bit strange, im not going to lie, but i dont have hair. im jealous of anybody with any type of hair. >> tom: with the bangs, you look a little like ashton kutcher. >> you use the correct pronunciation. >> tom: paul, what do you think of bangs, i thi...

Back a lot of this stuff to get a buzz. >> marcus: yeah. >> anthony: so basically the people around here whove got a load on, theyve been working on this for a long time. >> marcus: all day. this is a working class. this is where the workers go. >> anthony: its a cheap buzz. >> marcus: its a cheap buzz. cheers. and you just knock it back. >> anthony: all right. >> marcus: its good, man. you feel the funk? >> anthony: oh yeah. >> marcus: in the end, right? >> anthony: yeah, its working, man. >> m...

Kristen, do you think guys are weird? this is a guy thing. >> i think the japanese people are so eggs inned up. thats why the birthrate is so low there. women and men never interact. i can guarantee you the next version of this thing will make the woman naked with huge to bees and then the men will go out even less because they will be cuddling with their pods and the birthrate will go down even more. >> i bet they started with the nude version. and then they are like, we have to put clothes on ...

Theres something called the king of johnny vs. ten eggs, hash browns, three bacon, three sausage and ham. if you can eat it in an hour, you get it free. >> thats not for an entire table, just for one person? >> just one person. >> expensive. >> man oh, man. >> thank you, pete. we look forward to talking to you throughout the show. >> cant wait -- >> is that a guy thing? i would never try to do that. >> its not a guy thing. its one of those things, bottomless shrimp. >> i think it is a guy thing....

Of the 750 people in the theater in this film where im performing a one-man show in a town thats 80% republican, 100 to 150 people are trump supporters. and not one of them walked out. it was amazing. now, granted, a lot of them were there with their wives and girlfriends who were hillary supporters. >> and you make a great point. everyone has a conservative they know, their father, brother-in-law, uncle, your sister. and then you said, im just kidding. not your sister. >> it is kind of a guy th...