as tom referenced, an immigration policy that has russians living abroad. >> a lot of people are leaving that country. and alcohol kills men at a younger age. they definitely have issues. >> kansas city high school collecting hair samples for drug testing. >> you said i was off the hook for the rest of the seggent in. >> all right. >> it is that easy? >> bill, you mentioned britney spears shaving her head to avoid this test and the high school kids will do the same thing. >> i said that was a theory. >> absolutely. i am not knocking you for that. >> the test can be done using any hair on the body. >> well britney is safe. >> rick you said kids have no rights. two supreme court decisions can test those who play sports or who are involved in extra
child's flesh so i would know where they are at all times. >> it would be a pringles chip too because you are weird. >> rick, how about you? you have 17 children. >> if i were to start collecting i could make a hair shirt with all of the hair. >> actually i agree though. if you are a parent you have young kids. they have no rights. kids cannot protest to any rule that a mom or a dad or even -- i don't even have a problem with the school doing it, but as long as it is getting done and the kids are being watched over. >> i don't believe -- since when do kids have rights? >> they don't have rights. >> put the glasses back on. you look like senator levin. bring them down a little more on your nose. >> do you think one day i can run for office with the glasses on? >> he looks like uncle albert from mary poppins. he floated in the air with dick van dyke.
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>> coming from you, of course. >> if you can detect drugs in hair bill would be the rainforest of coke. >> that's why i wear a wig. >> that is a wig because bill you are totally hairless for this reason. >> i predict the uncle fester look is going to be rocking at rock land high real soon. >> that was the whole point behind britney spears shaving. >> the theory was her husband wanted to get custody and he was going to take a drug test via her hair. as a result she shaved her head. and judging from the up skirt photos she took, she was very thorough. >> that's disgusting. >> i am an investigating reporter. >> if they took your kids' hair and drug tested it, would you care? >> i would care. i don't want the school to do this stuff. i am sort of a civil libertarian. i will take the hair and test it myself. i believe the parents should do it themselves. i would put a chip under my
as tom referenced, an immigration policy that has russians living abroad. >> a lot of people are leaving that country. and alcohol kills men at a younger age. they definitely have issues. >> kansas city high school collecting hair samples for drug testing. >> you said i was off the hook for the rest of the seggent in. >> all right. >> it is that easy? >> bill, you mentioned britney spears shaving her head to avoid this test and the high school kids will do the same thing. >> i said that was a theory. >> absolutely. i am not knocking you for that. >> the test can be done using any hair on the body. >> well britney is safe. >> rick you said kids have no rights. two supreme court decisions can test those who play sports or who are involved in extra
where they are at all times. >> it would be a pringles chip too because you are weird. >> rick, how about you? you have 17 children. >> if i were to start collecting i could make a hair shirt with all of the hair. >> actually i agree though. if you are a parent you have young kids. they have no rights. kids cannot protest to any rule that a mom or a dad or even -- i don't even have a problem with the school doing it, but as long as it is getting done and the kids are being watched over. >> i don't believe -- since when do kids have rights? >> they don't have rights. >> put the glasses back on. you look like senator levin. bring them down a little more on your nose. >> do you think one day i can run for office with the glasses on? >> he looks like uncle albert from mary poppins. he floated in the air with dick van dyke.
course. >> if you can detect drugs in hair bill would be the rainforest of coke. >> that's why i wear a wig. >> that is a wig because bill you are totally hairless for this reason. >> i predict the uncle fester look is going to be rocking at rock land high real soon. >> that was the whole point behind britney spears shaving. >> the theory was her husband wanted to get custody and he was going to take a drug test via her hair. as a result she shaved her head. and judging from the up skirt photos she took, she was very thorough. >> that's disgusting. >> i am an investigating reporter. >> if they took your kids' hair and drug tested it, would you care? >> i would care. i don't want the school to do this stuff. i am sort of a civil libertarian. i will take the hair and test it myself. i believe the parents should do it themselves. i would put a chip under my child's flesh so i would know
immigration policy that has russians living abroad. >> a lot of people are leaving that country. and alcohol kills men at a younger age. they definitely have issues. >> kansas city high school collecting hair samples for drug testing. >> you said i was off the hook for the rest of the seggent in. >> all right. >> it is that easy? >> bill, you mentioned britney spears shaving her head to avoid this test and the high school kids will do the same thing. >> i said that was a theory. >> absolutely. i am not knocking you for that. >> the test can be done using any hair on the body. >> well britney is safe. >> rick you said kids have no rights. two supreme court decisions can test those who play sports or who are involved in extra
>> it would be a pringles chip too because you are weird. >> rick, how about you? you have 17 children. >> if i were to start collecting i could make a hair shirt with all of the hair. >> actually i agree though. if you are a parent you have young kids. they have no rights. kids cannot protest to any rule that a mom or a dad or even -- i don't even have a problem with the school doing it, but as long as it is getting done and the kids are being watched over. >> i don't believe -- since when do kids have rights? >> they don't have rights. >> put the glasses back on. you look like senator levin. bring them down a little more on your nose. >> do you think one day i can run for office with the glasses on? >> he looks like uncle albert from mary poppins. he floated in the air with dick van dyke. >> no he looks like whoopi
hair bill would be the rainforest of coke. >> that's why i wear a wig. >> that is a wig because bill you are totally hairless for this reason. >> i predict the uncle fester look is going to be rocking at rock land high real soon. >> that was the whole point behind britney spears shaving. >> the theory was her husband wanted to get custody and he was going to take a drug test via her hair. as a result she shaved her head. and judging from the up skirt photos she took, she was very thorough. >> that's disgusting. >> i am an investigating reporter. >> if they took your kids' hair and drug tested it, would you care? >> i would care. i don't want the school to do this stuff. i am sort of a civil libertarian. i will take the hair and test it myself. i believe the parents should do it themselves. i would put a chip under my child's flesh so i would know where they are at all times.