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Sometimes you want to drive just the top half of a Beetle.

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Sometimes you want to drive just the top half of a Beetle

And both government leaders prioritize to preservrve its power, preserve its own image over peoples safety and health. >> you allowed yourself to half ass the question what might have happened had these governments levelled with their people from the very beginning. what do you think the answer to that is? >> well, it was a fantasy sequence in the film that i imagined. if from the very beginning the government instead of trying to cover it up, instead of trying to mislead all of us, instead of s...

The show takes place for one reason only to find. memory and of course i like to imagine that the light has been here for millions of years or more before humans showdown you know before they were electric light fascinates me theres something poetic about it its called utils. but what makes the fireflies glow and what do they look like up close. to the top. half ass of. a slightly larger. diamond. klein a little brown bug non-descriptive in the light in

Everybody is fat and half asleep in the afternoon from the tryptophan or put the game show wipe out down at the southern border so the fat mexicans have to bounce in off the big muddy balls. for gods sakes, billy, we should be the fattest. where is our energy? [ laughter ] >> bill: maybe they should consider of some of what you just said in the new house immigration bill. tray line and buffet. >> i read the small language on that says two is i pados lettuce cheese on sesame street bun thats what...

Everybody is fat and half asleep in the afternoon from the tryptophan or put the game show wipe out down at the southern border so the fat mexicans have to bounce in off the big muddy balls. for gods sakes, billy, we should be the fattest. where is our energy? [ laughter ] >> bill: maybe they should consider of some of what you just said in the new house immigration bill. tray line and buffet. >> i read the small language on that says two is i pados lettuce cheese on sesame street bun thats what...

>> do you think youre sane. >> am i what? >> do you think youre sane. do you feel you have your full sanity? or has what happened to you sent you slightly mad. what do you think? >> well, ill tell you. >> tonight, robert blake. the piers morgan interview starts now. good evening. ive been interviewing celebrities and public figures for more than 25 years, more than 2,000 people including presidents prime ministers, movie tv and pop stars but i have never had an encounter as explosive, ...

>> am i what? >> do you think youre sane. do you feel you have your full sanity? or has what happened to you sent you slightly mad. what do you think? >> well, ill tell you. >> tonight, robert blake. the piers morgan interview starts now. good evening. ive been interviewing celebrities and public figures for more than 25 years, more than 2,000 people including presidents, prime ministers, movie tv and pop stars, but i have never had an encounter as explosive, confrontational or as extr...

School, you have to enforce the rule. >> i see the schools point, and i also see the irony of the situation. here the kid is painting the day he was killed. they dont know who the guy is though. kind of ironic. >> i have to tell you, on every show, every press conference, the confuse of osama and obama and now people dont care. >> it happened to pinch two nights ago. >> i did it in my greg-alogue yesterday. i >>- q. i do it all the time. -- i do it all the time. >> just say bin laden. should thi...