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May 20, 2011
Limbaugh. newt gingrich this week groveling to limbaugh, that doesnt look presidential. that looks disastrous. i think thats their main problem. ron brownstein, thank you as always for coming on. i really appreciate it. >> thank you. when we come back. is it the end of the world as we know it? i hope not, followers of harold camping say judgment day is upon us, could happen as early as tonight. annika joins me perhaps one last time, next. [ twig snaps ] [ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear tha...
May 19, 2011
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May 18, 2011
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May 10, 2011
Which one shows up will tell you how serious to take him. >> and i had never accuse you of being a cynical political reporter, not you, chris cilliz cillizza. >> thank you. >> that does it for us. tomorrow on the show senator pat toomey joins us to talk about his budget plan and p.j. crowley on bin laden, pakistan, and libya. hi, tamron. >> were following the severe flooding in the south and some areas of mississippi people can only get around by boat. homes and businesses have been destroyed. h...
May 9, 2011
Banned all newspapers altering any pictures. greg: the water is rising too and tennessees governor has his work cut out for him. well talk to him on the brink of epic flooding. heather: they may look like ordinary senior ladies. these aint your grandmas golden girls. why the mad hatters wanted are wanted women. you cant miss this. >> my sister had her purchases stolen at a shoe store. >> she went to go get a different thing and somebody came up behind her and -- >> did that fast, like i couldnt ...
May 9, 2011
Ill talk with a texas congressman next. plus a man undergoes a full face transplant, and today he makes his first public appearance. ill talk to the surgeon who was inside that 15-hour surgery. [ t] [ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear that? it sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank ...
April 29, 2011
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April 28, 2011
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April 22, 2011
The what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered dserts, at 150 calories or less. new temptations. its the first jell-o thats just for adults. [ male announcer ] in 2011, at&t is at work, building up our wireless network all across america. were adding new cell sites... increasi...
April 20, 2011
Not going to ease anytime soon. we could be in this situation for a few more weeks. back to you. >> janet shamlian in texas for us, janet, thank you. who could forget those images, the once like this. oil-slicked pelicans clinging to life in the wake of the bp oil disaster. msnbcs jeff corwin has an exclusive look at how the birds of the gulf are faring one year later. and same-sex couples plan to protest the president today over immigration laws that force hundreds of them to live on separa...