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April 13, 2011
What is wrong with this country? why are we doing this? senator from vermont, bernie sanders with us tonight here on "the ed show." remember to answer tonights text question at the bottom of the screen. i want to know what you think. the cuts we just talked about could be chicken feed compared to next year. and the next few years after that if the republicans have their way. a preview of the presidents big address. and later, as scott walker marks his 100th day in office one of his top donors pl...
April 13, 2011
It sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or less. new temptations. its the first jell-o thats just for adults. the president has taken a lot of heat from his own supporters of being too willing to exceed to repu...
April 11, 2011
Today with bad รงcompany. what was she doing speaking to a group whose leader has bashed gays? [ twig snaps ] [ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear that? it sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or less.
April 1, 2011
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April 1, 2011
T sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or less. new temptations. its the first jell-o thats just for adults.
April 1, 2011
[ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear that? it sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or less. new temptations. its the first jell-o thats just for adults. welcome back to msnbc. highway detectives at their lowest...
March 31, 2011
It sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or less. new temptations. its the first jell-o thats just for adults.
March 31, 2011
Watching those developments at this hour. coming up, the photograph who are gets too close for comfort with his wild subjects. aliens at the royal wedding? this is an actual headline that, ladies and gentlemen, yes, england has now officially lost its marbles over will and kate. [ twig snaps ] [ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear that? it sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations...
March 31, 2011
Fight back. fight plaque. niaspan. [ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear that? it sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or less. new temptations. its the first jell-o thats just for adults.
March 31, 2011
Taxes. the tan man is feeling the heat from the tea party about a government shutdown. its all coming up in "the ed show." [ whispering ] shhhh... did you hear that? it sounded like the chocobeast. the what? half man, half beast. hell stop at nothing to sink his fangs into people who steal other peoples chocolate temptations. you guys have nothing to worry about, right? aaah! [ all scream ] nice job, chocobeast! thank you. [ male announcer ] six indulgent layered desserts, at 150 calories or les...