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>> this message brought to you by the nobodies of america. >> well done. [cheers and applause] greg: in other news, oh, yeah, turns out scientists reanimated lurch from the addams family and programmed him to run for president. [laughter] >> theres plenty of money in this world. theres plenty of money in this country. [cheers and applause] its just in the wrong hands. [laughter] greg: its too perfect. theres plenty of money in this country, its just in the wrong hands? its like they dug up karl ...

By the nobodies of america. >> well done. [cheers and applause] greg: in other news, oh, yeah, turns out scientists reanimated lurch from the addams family and programmed him to run for president. [laughter] >> theres plenty of money in this world. theres plenty of money in this country. [cheers and applause] its just in the wrong hands. [laughter] greg: its too perfect. theres plenty of money in this country, its just in the wrong hands? its like they dug up karl marx is stretched him on the ra...

Jackasses. >> this message brought to you by the nobodies of america. >> well done. [cheers and applause] greg: in other news, oh, yeah, turns out scientists reanimated lurch from the addams family and programmed him to run for president. [laughter] >> theres plenty of money in this world. theres plenty of money in this country. [cheers and applause] its just in the wrong hands. [laughter] greg: its too perfect. theres plenty of money in this country, its just in the wrong hands? its like they d...

Jackasses. >> this message brought to you by the nobodies of america. >> well done. [cheers and applause] greg: in other news, oh, yeah, turns out scientists reanimated lurch from the addams family and programmed him to run for president. [laughter] >> theres plenty of money in this world. theres plenty of money in this country. [cheers and applause] its just in the wrong hands. [laughter] greg: its too perfect. theres plenty of money in this country, its just in the wrong hands? its like they d...