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Along with the judge jeanine pirro, harold ford harold fordo, junior and greg gutfeld pick it is 5 00 in New York City and this is the five. [ ] the debate over the debate isme somehow it is a back, the trump and Harris Campaigns clashing over their showdown on abc including whether the microphones will be muted. Kamala harris wants them hot, with trump hopefully losing his cool on the microphone. Trump steam wants to keep them muted as it was for biden. Kamala harris Attacking Trump for wanting...

out another week without being murdered. nypd t transit cops caught an alleged killer and suspected serial slusher in under 24ers hours. [ applause ]. >> about teenager huh. huh? it wasnt that hard since they were both wearing i heart murder and slashing t-shirts. but seriously, you wont believe how the police didw this.th they used this amazing tectology. pictures. yep, the cops recognized both the perps from internal department wanted posters. amazing how this whole thing works. you ...

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Slosh buckler around town. when the government wants to keep something secret, its for their benefit, not yours. same reason i wear a shirt in t the swimming pool. got a bit of a stomach areag: issue. a >> at what anyone did you decide to wear a shirt in the pool? >> 12. >> yeah, and never stopped. >> ill tell you what, greg,: i there wasnt be any mug shot of me at the pool because no one is taking that photo. >> what if they change arkansas changed the mug shot, joe and made it more positive. c...

Like if they want to look likek theyre balanced and you have ay fact, theyll counter that fact with a nonfact. thats what they did but theer pictures were amazing. >> mug shot was terrific.rr if youdif like me to answer the question. heres the problem with san francisco. they dont have mug shots soem w then if youre a cop and youre trying to look for the bad guy, thtre slashers and murders, you have no idea who youre lookingd for.er so then your choice is maybe i look at everybody. thats complet...

>> i knew you could do it. >> greg, you saying everythingg is caused by climate change.ng its emotional manipulation tosr scare people into making them do what you want. its wrong. but its a good strategy. ileuses it whenever i ask a woman out, i say that if they say no, ill kill myself. im just joking, they still say no.i >> ever try to trick them later and say im dead. if you hear that recording, im dead. then you driveo around theirno house six times.t i >> no, but ive followed them home.m >>...