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Irrational and emotionally charged world these people live in which trump loves trolling. q the fake news trophy which he said should be given out to the network that lies about our most favorite president which is him. trump says. that little joke turned the media into molten jelly. >> president trump is stepping up his attacks on the papers. >> for him to take what amounts of assault on journalist who actually risked their lives to report the facts its stunning. [laughter]. greg: assault. is t...

Open bar thing is as an unnecessary consequence of fear and panic or legit? >> it is weird, man. ive never been to a wedding that did not have an open bar. because i dont go. [laughter] i think its a good message. its a message saying no one will get blasted at this party and doing something they regret unless they bring cash. [laughter] greg: thats a barrier to entry. >> right? dont you just buy drinks. greg:what ido like is i have dry past and i have a great story drinking career but i do like...

Greg: they are bitter over glitter. environmental scientists are calling for worldwide ban on glitter because its a pollution risk. the problem goes like this glitter is micro plastic too small to be filtered out by water treatment plants would eventually ends up in our ocean which eaten by unsuspecting fish who really should be grateful. the point is we eat those fish in the fish that eat that glitter but here is my problem. without glitter my kat wouldnt look so awesome. [laughter] greg: hes v...

Offensive because shes not actually native american and is taking resources from people who are native american so i dont know how she gets on tv. i dont understand how people booker for that? but it would make more sense if the president drank a little bit. [laughter] it would make more sense. greg: i know hes against alcohol and i know people say but this is where all the energy comes from. tyrus, i dont have a lot of energy and night. >> you dont contract you never stop talking. greg: thats a...

[laughter] he got it from botswana a place that he spent a lot of time in his childhood and i did the same thing with my wife. for real, no doubt, i bought her and diamond from a place i spent my childhood called upon shop. [laughter] and they also remember how they use to tell you used to month salary and i just picked two months i was not working. [laughter] smaller ring but im excited for them. they look happy. greg: i keep going back -- you got to hate it when in x improves on you. [laughter...

Only one of it. [laughter] that be like me going im the best comedian in alaska because thats where i live and they would say yeah, we no, youre the only one here. im starting to think that if anyone has gone to the christmas party are they awful and maybe no one wants to go to a christmas party and theyre looking because this happen im boycotting my christmas party and im not going. ever look for an excuse not to go i think at some point itll be trump all alone with the cake telling everyone it...

And heres the thing about those stuffy out there weather was pecans or the muslim attacks from the neo-nazi group in england the problem is it will hurt our agenda because when the travel ban comes back and i believe it comes back in three weeks they will use that to hurt our security and theyll say its about keeping muslims out and then the judge will save all that we cant use it in that is the problem. some of the stuff is entertaining but it hurts our agenda in the long run. greg: not all of ...

The show and its where all of the staff hangs out and they dont know that im hiding this camera but im gonna. almost show time. >> awesome do you have a second? >> yeah, surely. >> has greg ever behaved utinappropriately at work? >> if you would consider how he mentors at risk youth i would say yes. >> whats the thing hes ever done for you? >> he gave me his kidney right? i washi going for sure and he ws like heree take mine. its like greg always says i might be o negative but its okay to be pos...

Attorney general on this platform. >> we need more women in positions of power, not less. when you are choosing michigans next attorney general ask yourself this -- who can you trust most not to show you there in a professional setting? [laughter] greg: it has come to that. and all of this is having an effect on office christmas parties. box media is ditching its open bar to help curb unprofessional behavior which seems absurd. rt needs dont grow people. people grope people. thats a strong power...

Kat, did you know glitter is 30000 years old. they had micro flakes in cave paintings. 6000 years ago egyptians produced cosmetics using beetle shells. >> very beautiful, greg. i also think that the world did end because of glitter that would be awesome. greg: that would be. >> what better way to -- you have a midyear and that is so lame but the best way for earth is to have too much glitter. greg: its the way to go, bree. i dont want to live in a world without glitter. >> yeah, thats great poin...