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Greg: lets welcome tonights glorious guest. grab your pepper spray and body armor because this guy is a riot, actor, writer, jamie. [cheering and applause] he is so bright you can see her from space. federalist staff writer bree. [applause] shes as brassy as i am kathy and thats a lot. catherine sims. finally, he can inflate the blimp in the free press. former bodyguard and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [applause] greg: what you make of it trumps overall -- how about the christmas party. start the...

Much fun and they would say and they would be reminded that workload were not that cool so i think theyre sending a bad message and as far as the curious secret goes lets be real. thats not about us anyway so we dont care about lingerie. i dont care about laundry. ill take sweats any day. look,. [laughter] look at him. he wont admit it but go to the camera on him. hes like this. >> i did do that until the camera got here. greg: jamie, thoughts? >> i feel like the victorias secret thing and is in...

A couple of the girls had huge, gigantic, fake wings. [laughter] to people used to fly? greg: is amazing. there are angels. thats like hot angel land. i guess. three, is cultural appropriation everywhere to check everything we do is taking from some other culture. >> yes because we live in a western civilization and thats the point of western civilization is that we have a long history of appropriating things. in ways that are nice and sometimes in ways that are not nice but the logic that you p...

Sometimes divorce, dudes belike by. by. greg: the other part is that shes leaving part of her dogs behind because hes too sick to travel but -- youre in the air and youre not swimming across the atlantic like take him on a private jet. >> what leaves a dog, by, gotta go, getting married. greg: one day my prince will come. >> the dog will be waiting for her. greg: mike pence comes youre going to the littlewoods in the sky. up next, the story about the curious secret. victorias your brain changes ...

Family line is like yeah, i just dont care. greg: i get it. you dont care. >> one person text to me like pro, guess what, the prince. i know, donna, i know. greg: is the super bowl for some people. i would call the other gender but jamie, i think youre excited about it as a male in the ring and -- >> right, ive been married a long time and its been 14 years as of this past and it gotta be honest i dont remember the last time we roasted chicken. [laughter] we have similarities me in the prince. t...

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Extravaganza. [cheering and applause] greg: that is how america does a royal wedding. three, you are a women and women have strong feelings about royalty. please explain your royal feelings. >> my feelings are that im free from them. also, im wondering do you think she has to renounce for us citizenship is to become a royal because that would be a dealbreaker for me. i belike cant do it, got have us passport. too risky. seeing a woman a lot of feminists were mad at meghan markle because theyre u...

That is according to committee investigating the bombing and initially it was believed that 350 people died in the october 14 attack. more than 300 others were wounded in 62 are still missing. somalias government blames out to bob for the worst attack in that country. im marianne rafferty, now back to greg. greg: there is foul play among adult lingerie. leftist declaring martial law on the lacy bra. social justice for his accusers week of the cultural appropriation primarily a segment called nom...

Those are things that theyll be upset about im more upset about that than i am about the glitter. just saying. greg: i wouldnt mind living in a year to. >> i wish i knew what it was. greg: its precious way of saying tents. can you imagine the horror movies. greg: there was a war movie. [inaudible conversations] greg: to remember there was a movie called glitter. mariah carey. >> no, i dont remember. old lady forgot her lines of the new yours either party. i remember her. greg: i have a lot of gl...

Greg: meghan markle and prince harry, turned the world on with their sparkle. they announced their engagement this week and a true cinderella story. hes a royal prince and she is an american actress and i must for the talkshow host on the outside looking in. surely he swept her off her feet with some grand romantic gesture. >> standard, typical night. >> cozy night. we were having chicken and. [laughter] greg: roasting a chicken. what could that mean to track what kind of six things are these tw...