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Mississippi State University students have had enough with parking services handing out bright yellow ticket after bright yellow ticket.

We probably should have seen this one coming. Thursday night, that golem we keep locked in the first floor kitchen of Sessums Hall freed itself.

Resident undeclared dimwit probably named Kyle is sitting in my study spot again.

New Machine AI technology, the Deflector an impenetrable frontal force field.