Head Gopher News Today

Identified a head gopher who i named ardilla. we found out he was hiding deep inside a hole just 100 yards north of the jacuzzi hot tub area. today at my direction, my gardner/guy who helps me get down from my horse, chocolate thunder, went in and rooted out the gopher. the gopher was buried in accordance with gopher burial traditions. he was wrapped in a bathroom mat and thrown in my neighbors yard. so, i repeat, ardilla the gopher is dead. god bless america and god bless this sizzler. although...

>> im sorry, i interrupted. >> how could you interrupt this important news story. the real president of the united states. yesterday, we get george w. bush, making an important announcement live from inside a dallas area sizzler. >> good evening. tonight, as of 1400 hours military time, i can report to america, the world and the folks here at this sizzler steakhouse on kenyon ranch road, right outside my community here in dallas, texas, where i also frequently eat lunch, that i have personally o...

Standings. boston, four games out. im just bringing you information. four games out. tied at last. >> just a mean person. >> this will make you happier. will ferrell is george w. bush coming out with a companion announcement. the president had his big announcement about the killing of osama bin laden. will ferrells george w. bush with another announcement from the sizzler in dallas. >> good evening. tonight, as a 1400 hours military time, i can report to america, the world and the folks here at ...