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cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...

Theres always this pattern of like, hey, this year were going to shock those people in their living rooms. look at us. and then they come off and they look so stupid. because actually we shocked them. they dont understand america. these people -- im going to a mini rage monologue. these are the people that actually get shocked and outraged by our behavior every single day of their lives and then they decide were going to go out and -- and nobody cares, nobody cares about their behavior >> kat: y...