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well today, ashleigh. good morning, you know, over the weekend, the government also shut down new york signature bank, so this action will apply to those customers as well. even uninsured depositors have been given the guarantee that their money will be returned in a joint statement by the treasury. federal reserve at f d. i c reads quote, depositors will have access to all of their money starting monday, march 13th no losses associated with the resolution of silicon valley bank will b...

But he couldnt help joking about will smiths lap heard around the world at the awards. listen. listen. >> we have strict policies in place. anyone in this theater commits an act of violence during the show, you will be awarded the oscar for best actor. [laughter] no, but seriously at the academy has a crisis theme in place. and nothing unpredictable or violent it happens during the ceremony, do what you did last year, nothing. [laughter] >> so sad but true. the big winner everywhere all at once ...