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have to be to run in a whale bone corset? and when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. ( cheers and applause ) so heres what i know. these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of boston, but all they can ever do is show just how good those people are. now, this is the colbert report. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) steve hello. welcome to the repor...

but whoever did this obviously did not know anything about the people of boston because nothing these terrorists do is going to shake them. for petes sake, boston was founded by the pilgrims -- a people so tough they had to buckled their god-damned hats on. it is the cradlate american revolution, a city that withstood an 86-year losing streak, a city that made it through the big dig, a construction project that backed up traffic for 16 years. i mean, there are commuter just getting hom...

our hearts go out, we love you, but the nicks havent won a playoff series. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> there are countless stories of acts of kindness by strangers, runners after the blast happening running to aid the victims, not just that but also running, crossing the finish line and running directly to mass general captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> colbert: tonight! hey, look, be...

listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that its too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage. it makes her a slut, right? it makes her a prostitute. >> jon: sure. my god. that is the most noxious, hateful filth ive heard since earlier in his program or the program before that one or re...

well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that its too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage. it makes her a slut, rig...

>> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people remember that old show mash. well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few week...

our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people remember that old show mash. well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio sho...

$2 million. oh! nobody tell him. [laughter] master p? he hasnt done anything in a long time, but he did own a golden army tank. [laughter] [audience ohs] hold on, im gonna be sick. [laughter] that is insanity! oh! that is an oddly specific number, too. [laughter] $661 million? all right. lets find out how much suge knights worth. [laughter] now i assume, when hes shaking people over the balcony, its like, "hey, did anything fall out?" [laughter] hugh hefner. im gonna say hes worth $45 ...

>> march 13, 2012. from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people...