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The new year kicks of with a quiet week at the box office.

Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. News will resume publishing normal content next week.   An anonymous source close to UC San Diego Chancellor Prashallow Coleslaw claimed that he tried to add a personal contribution to graduate worker...

Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. News will resume publishing normal content next week.   An anonymous source close to UC San Diego Chancellor Prashallow Coleslaw claimed that he tried to add a personal contribution to graduate worker...

Brian. no briefing on the schedule today and the president set to meet with the emir of kuwait. nbc news is pool. unlike yesterday hoping to get questions to the president, i can tell you today we actually will have a chance to ask him about all of this, brian. >> thank you for adding fact theres a whole room set up for just briefings. every day. perhaps. kristen welker on an otherwise beautiful day in washington on the north lawn at the white house. so phil rucker, to the points we have just he...