All the dogs love arsenio. Ok. Ok. Last night they forced a filibuster that forced a vote that forced, well, nothing but that didnt stop it from moving to the floor of congress. A showdown over gun control playing out. Theyre demonstrating with a sitin on the floor of the house of representatives. Larry a good old fashioned, sitin. Thats what im talking about. I call that a total Throwback Thursday power move. And it beats the photo of me with bleached tips. You win, democrats. Now the sitin ended earlier today but you may be asking yourself what is a sitin here with the history of sitin is our very own holly walker. [cheers and applause] thanks, larry. The history of sitting is a fascinating tale dating all the way back to neolithic period. According to anthropologists it went Something Like this . Me want to get closer to fire. What if me go. Oh larry holly, holly. I asked about the history of sitins. You thought i wanted the history of sitting . No, no, no, no. You said sitting. You
Budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah, thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it, man, thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know, thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy, right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi, his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters who go by the term, National Prayer team, by conference call. And thank god someone besides the the nsa recorded it. The council of joy that this team was chosen to fight a long battle, think that slavery took 25 years to defeat slavery, that is a lot longer than four y
Larry thank you very much oh, man what a crowd thank you so much welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Such a great crowd here tonight, man. Nice International Flavor in here tonight. I like it. I like it guys, i saw something delightfully awkward on local news. This is so true. One anchor stole another anchors story. You just gotta watch it. Reporter uh, we should tell you lebron james is gonna start star in space jam 2. Anchorwoman we, uh, actually oh, yeah. Oh, you mad . Because i already read that. Ha. Im sorry. Reporter ahhh, hows steph currys knee . Anchorwoman uh, hes nursing it and its getting better. Reporter how long we been friends . 23 years. Anchorwoman i didnt know you were gonna do it. Reporter have you ever, and im gonna say this with a smile, ever heard me say right before you came on, theres an irrigation problem in gilroy. laughter larry oh, my god he goes howard beale over space jam 2 . I hope she doesnt leak that Kevin Durants playing the genie in kazaam 2