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I went from barely having any weekend off to every weekend off and i didnt realise how much of a lack of a social life i had until now. now its getting closer, im like... honestly, like, a year ago, i was like, "everything will get sorted, its all done, just need to get excited now." and now its literally like two months, and everythings gone wrong. weve just sacked our singer. what about them people from wigton that your mam and dad know? what, my aunties? no, the singers, unless your aunties c...

People from wigton that your mam and dad know? what, my aunties? no, the singers, unless your aunties can sing? oh, no. no, were not having them. why? if he gets on a mic when hes drinking, itll be like something out of a horror programme for us. two years to the day since we got engaged. we met on tinder, that is literally it. we both swiped right. were here to pay off the rest of the wedding bill, please. so £108.50 is the balance. card, please. cheers for your help. spot on. see ya now, bye....

And then, before that, i was in costa and, before that, i was in a takeaway. i went from barely having any weekend off to every weekend off and i didnt realise how much of a lack of a social life i had until now. now its getting closer, im like... honestly, like, a year ago, i was like, "everything will get "sorted, its all done, just need to get excited now." and now its literally like two months, and everythings gone wrong. weve just sacked our singer. what about them people from wigton that y...

Weekend off to every weekend off and i didnt realise how much of a lack of a social life i had until now. now its getting closer, im like... honestly, like, a year ago, i was like, "everything will get sorted, its all done, just need to get excited now." and now its literally like two months, and everythings gone wrong. weve just sacked our singer. what about them people from wigton that your mam and dad know? what, my aunties? no, the singers, unless your aunties can sing? oh, no. no, were not ...