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Audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter folks,. Tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheers and applause i think its electricity. They just legalized pot here. cheers and applause last night, i got a contact high just walking down to street, and ended up in my ...

Curtain. I dont know. laughter were at beautiful George Washington university. cheers and applause George Washington university, of course, named for our first president , george university. laughter because this is the nations capital. I am proud to launch part one of my onepart series. Better know a america. Tonight, america the fightin us. america began 270 million years ago as part of pangea, until it split off, thanks to jesus. laughter it was a happy accident all he was trying to do is sen...

None other than twoterm president barack obama. cheers and applause i recently sat down with president obama later on in tonights show. laughter of course, the republican landslide in the midterms was a stinging rebuke of the president. I checked, he didnt get one vote. laughter and yet, right after the midterms, he issues an executive order shielding up to 5 million illegal immigrants. cheers and applause yeah. Shielding them. He is shielding them. Now hes making them s. H. I. E. L. D. Agents ....

Stephen colbert presents mr. Colbert goes to washington, d. C. A later legislator partisan is such sweet sorry. A colbert victory lap 2014. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheer...

Happen when this archie bunker character, this plainspoken, lovable bigot gets into American Television living rooms. What was the network worried about . What were you worried about . Well, the network was worried about it was 20 minutes before the show went on the air. Jon uhhuh. In new york, when i got a call that they were putting the show on the air. Because there was one line that they wished out. The bunkers are returning from church because he hated the sermon and he hated the pastor. An...

Audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter folks,. Tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheers and applause i think its electricity. They just legalized pot here. cheers and applause last night, i got a contact high just walking down to street, and ended up in my ...

Were at beautiful George Washington university. cheers and applause George Washington university, of course, named for our first president , george university. laughter because this is the nations capital. I am proud to launch part one of my onepart series. Better know a america. Tonight, america the fightin us. america began 270 million years ago as part of pangea, until it split off, thanks to jesus. laughter it was a happy accident all he was trying to do is send an earthquake to punish gay d...

His starstudded sendoff today, friday, december 19th, 2014. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on a friday morning. Weve got hoda in while savannah takes a little time off today. What am i doing here . Were going to have fun. Did you see the show last night, colbert . A little late. I watched the tape of it. And my gosh, to be part of that crowd. Ive got to tell you, i think tha...

Wind is changeable for us here as we were going on the air at Kutztown Middle School it read at 12 miles an hour able now down to three. 32 degrees is the current temperature and cloud cover, and sunlight over the horizon. Now, we are looking for the knows part between ten and 15 miles an hour win speeds and, we are only warming backup in the low to mid 40s. It might the in the feel any better than 30s. Bottom line is winter chillies back but it is dry, vittoria. Now, that dryness on the roadway...

Full report coming up, erika. Back to that Bensalem High School student struck and killed by an suv, the incident happened trying to catch the school bus. Sixteen yearold minette zeka was crossing at bridge water road and bensalem boulevard when she was hit. Eyewitness News Reporter jan carabao was outside the school where School District officials are rethinking bus safety this morning, jan . Reporter ukee and erika, not only will more grief counselors be available today but School District off...