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Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much im trevor noah our guest tonight expert in sex and gender relations esther perel is joining us, everybody going to be a really, really fascinating conversation. But first, big news for anyone, who lives in the universe . All right, a new Miss University has officially won t...

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Jimmy thats very nice. Welcome. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you for clapping, thanks for everything. Hey, remember when donald trump said he would give up tweeting when he became president . That was funny. That was a good one. [ laughter ] the president woke up bright and early this morning, the day after what had to be his worst birthday ever. He woke up, walked down the hall to ...

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