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Disciplinary board. >> they said because i had to sit down and the ar does not say that. because i ate, i had to sit down. >> theres a certain standard of behavior that is expected. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni ...

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Apparently makes people very upset. there is a way to banish the sound of that instrument. we will show you how to do it ahead. please stay with us. okay, class, our special guest is here -- ellen page. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao...

Connected to his clothing business. and so she dialed. a young woman answered. and naomi, now deeply suspicious, introduced herself. she says, mom, theres another mrs. digiorgio on the phone. >> reporter: coming up -- the secrets out. >> what kind of man does that? dirty rotten -- >> reporter: a fairy tale fractured. who will pick up the pieces? hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- th...

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Would you like to see our new police department? yeah, all right. this way. and here it is. completely networked. so, anything happening, suz? shes all good. oh, my gosh. is that my car? [ whirring ] [ female announcer ] the new community. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco. hey, pete. yeah, its me, big brother. put the remote down and listen. this intervention brought to you by niaspan. so you cut back on the cheeseburgers and stopped using your exercise bike as a coat rack....

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