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Who needs real reports from the gulf when there are bps reports from the gulf. please, god, save journalism. oh god, oh, god, oh, please, oh. please. were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it. on t...

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Hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco. in our fourth story tonight

Die by firing squad in a few hours, well go live to utah. okay, class, our special guest is here -- ellen page. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it...

Unauthorized, reprioritized, take two version, coming up. okay, class, our special guest is here -- ellen page. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it...

♪ well, look whos here. its ellen. hey, mayor white. how you doing? great. come on in. would you like to see our new police department? yeah, all right. this way. and here it is. completely networked. so, anything happening, suz? shes all good. oh, my gosh. is that my car? [ whirring ] [ female announcer ] the new community. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco.

And while they fiddled, the public burned and bermed and boomed and barged and did whatever they could to clean up private industrys giant mess. thats coming up next. and later, what does harry reids republican senate opponent mean exactly when she says, quote, what we need to do is take harry reid out. we will talk violence and violent rhetoric with chris matthews who has a new documentary out on the rise of the new right. please stay with us. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! were go...

No, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco. how will the presidents showdown with bp play in the gulf? will it help residents with whether the president is on their side. the bottom line here, john, is the president gives an oval office speech with the stakes as high as it was. and it didnt go over well with...

And here it is. completely networked. so, anything happening, suz? shes all good. oh, my gosh. is that my car? [ whirring ] [ female announcer ] the new community. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco. when i signed on with the national guard, i did it to help protect america from our enemies, like in the persian gulf. not to clean up an oil companys mess here

Ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco. now snapples got healthy green tea, tasty black tea, real sugar,