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>> john edwards. >> also gets $500 hair cut. >> we know what happened to him. >> john kerry had a wealth issue, too. i think its a good point, hes not a smooth rich guy. so you know if theyre going to lean into this, when you release the tax returns and ask, why did you only pay 14%, i couldnt pay less. >> right. >> right. not because i decided to take fewer deductions because i wanted to keep a promise, no. if youre going to be a guy who really believes in the free market and in everybodys abil...

David axelrod a pretzel, that is a problem. bill: i think it was a human pretzel. >> a human pretzel. bill: mark and angela, thanks, good to have you on. juliet: we need those two in the studios, fireworks. get on it now, bill. she thought she was being a good samaritan, listen. >> i was asked to take my seat and then, about 15 minutes later i was basically forced to get off the plane, they basically grabbed my luggage and said, maam you need to come with us. juliet: she smelled something and se...

Designed to end up on republican placards and bloody hand-printed campaign buses. he wrote this. the gay marriage exclusion exists at a time when the genders were seen as having disit tinkt roles in society and marriage. that time has passed. come on, where is the republican party? karl rove, where are you? what happened to your gay marriage as your great wedge issue such wheres the republican party making political hay to run on in november? this is a longshore curve ball over the plate for rep...

Competition. and guess what? theyre getting that. its giving the for profit insurance companies exactly what they want. they already dont compete for our business. >> support the for profit insurance companies. >> no, no we dont. you guys keep saying that, but im not the guy pushing the bill that says we should compel people to buy insurance from the for profit insurance guys. thats the democrats. thats the presidents bill, thats the speakers bill. its their bill that says -- >> so you dont supp...

And thats what theyre getting out of this bill. the for profit insurance industry did not want a public option because they dont like competition. and guess what? theyre getting that. its giving the for profit insurance companies exactly what they want. they already dont compete for our business. >> congressman, you support the for-profit insurance companies. >> no, no we dont. you guys keep saying that, but im not the guy pushing the bill that says we should compel people to buy insurance from ...

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Welcome to politics nation. im al sharpton. tonights lead, forget halloween. thats only one night. for the republican party, fright night just goes on and on. well talk about the herman cains sexual harassment story in a moment, but first, who is willard mitt romney trying to get this halloween? the flipper or the flopper? george will calls him the human pretzel. ouch. today hes getting tagged as a flip-flopper. its getting impossible to keep track of his positions. >> when the facts change, i c...