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documents is the worst thing you can do. joe biden told us that himself. >> how anyone could be that irresponsible. and i thought what data was in there that may compromise sources and methods? its just totally irresponsible. >> jesse: like a babylon bee headline joe biden is under investigation for hiding highly classified documents in a closet for the last six years. biden was stuffing classified, top secret documents at the penn biden center right in the middle of washington, d.c. r...

>> this is a vacation. >> two scoops, sir? >> two? make it three. im not driving. >> jesse: no matter how much fun youre having, you cant stay at a hotel forever. dont tell this to the migrants. here in new york, the mayor has been putting up illegals in swanky hotels that cost up to 500 a night. now, he is trying to kick them out but the migrants dont want to go. [shouting] >> jesse: level translate. >> im not leaving. im not leaving. im not [bleep] leaving. [cheers] >> jesse: the cit...

Much she doesnt know. she must do her research on twitter. along with the president, of course, she has been dead wrong about how to fix the border, its not quantum physics. let me cut to the chase, if i were king for a day and i were asked to fix the human train wreck at the southern border that the vice president and the president have created, heres what i would do, number one, it is against the law to try to sneak into our country. if you are caught, i would deport you, immediately. number t...

Announce that will smith slapped him, too. so, what i say to the president is, if you want to be trusted with the border, trust the law. institute a remain in mexico program. execute safe third country agreements. declare the mexican cartels foreign terrorist organizations. heres my worry though, jesse. i worry that all of this is a ruiz. reuse. the president intends to introduce a bill in congress i will enforce the law as soon as you grant people had are in our country illegally amnesty. i wor...

[applause] >> mr. president,. [laughter] >> by the bed to famous guys. >> ab they were beavis and butthead brick that was thepp opposite of comforting braid seems his only strategy is to deflect from our current mystery to promising more misery. that and fake stories about trains. >> a lot of folks in amtrak became my family, not a joke. angelo, came up to me one day when they had just announced i had flown 1 million x number of miles on air force aircraft. comes up and he says joey baby and i i...

>> kara uploads the video to youtube. >> i had no intentions of it going viral, nobody seeing it other than my friends. >> but friends pass it on to other friends and within days the hot mess becomes the hottest video on the web. >> it was unreal. it hit a million a day for two weeks straight. >> and i want them in a basket, and i want little bow ties. >> i think this went viral because it is a human train wreck and you cant help but watch it. >> i want them to be on a rainbow and just in my bed...

>> kara uploads the video to youtube. >> i had no intentions of it going viral, nobody seeing it other than my friends. >> but friends pass it on to other friends and within days the hot mess becomes the hottest video on the web. >> it was unreal. it hit a million a day for two weeks straight. >> and i want them in a basket, and i want little bow ties. >> i think this went viral because it is a human train wreck and you cant help but watch it. >> i want them to be on a rainbow and just in my bed...

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Like that. >> kara uploads the video to youtube. >> i had no intentions of it going viral, nobody seeing it other than my friends. >> but friends pass it on to other friends and within days the hot mess becomes the hottest video on the web. >> it was unreal. it hit a million a day for two weeks straight. >> and i want them in a basket, and i want little bow ties. >> i think this went viral because it is a human train wreck and you cant help but watch it. >> i want them to be on a rainbow and jus...