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With officials making a concerted effort to combat the growing rat population in their filthy, disgusting city, The Onion asked New Yorkers to share their worst experiences with the grimy rodents, and this is what they said.

Let me. Get. What are you doing in a taxi when you get in. Name something you want white dress the coach Erik Spoelstra whatever give him it you mean I get one wish you dont take all day the cab driver is going to get half your wish. Good luck. The biggest chunk of desert syringe if thats it you blue leather blue. Shield Im going to show up at a musical its not a show show its an auto show they show off their new cars and I stand on this slow moving turntable with this cute little sports car Oh...