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Use a drug addict to snort it. i love him. tampa bay rays star player wander franco, thats his name, wander franco. this is hard. is being investigated amid rumors that he may be dating a 14-year-old girl. dont judge. scouts say theyre not surprised because he was very successful in the minors. little baseball humor kat. theres the minor leagues and the major leagues. according to a new study e rick tile dysfunction cases in the u.s. have doubled and experts believe theyve figured out the cause....

>> greg: i wish you could just take an iso shot of buck sextons face right now. [laughter]. >> tyrus: whens that plane to scotland leaving? >> greg:. >> greg: starting to have second thoughts about the kilt, are you? >> scott: i love kilts. >> greg: i bet you do. >> tyrus: especially at central park. >> buck: oh, man. >> greg: kat, so anyway, i get the feeling that this was artificially created? right? because its basically saying either youre a meat head or youre enlightened, rather than saying...

People gave a pooh but for most chess people looked like they crawed out from under a rock. >> greg: did you know that netflix show was fix. >> scott: right. >> greg: i thought it was real when i was watching it that there was this amazing female chess player that could envision these things and somebody told me it was made up and i was like of course its made up. >> scott: so you had to throw the glove away when you were watching it. people call it a sport. but its not. if you dont shave your l...

A joke of that it of earlier, scott land. tyrus. >> tyrus: what was the subject again? >> greg: the subject, oh, 1.2 billion. >> tyrus: i agree with kat. i think you send somebody something that personal and for them to do that, thats beyond the pail. like delete it and move on, man. and he didnt just put it on the internet he sent it to her family. and the stuff he probably talked her into, begged her to do, text her every day, please send me one, she finally does it for him and they break up a...

More than ten years after she went viral for taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon shes now running for u.s. senate in florida as a republican. all right. kat, as a noted political pundit, what do you think her chances of getting through the primary and into the general election >> kat: i think it entirely depends whether on the ballot she puts her name or tan mom. tan mom she wins because shell win the nostalgia vote. anybody who thought their life was better in 2005 where theyre li...