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[cheering] a decade ago i coined something called the dean wormer theory. its based on the data from animal house. for so long the right was dean wormer, unhappy, stiff, bossy and my goal was to turn those tables and make us the married pranksters and the left, dean wormer. the left went and did it themselves. they embraced identity politics and victimhood. they became the tattletale and we became, by default, the troublemakers. that brings us to cnn. once an iconic company, theyre now a sad dis...

[cheering] a decade ago i coined something called the dean wormer theory. its based on the data from animal house. for so long the right was dean wormer, unhappy, stiff, bossy and my goal was to turn those tables and make us the married pranksters and the left, dean wormer. the left went and did it themselves. they embraced identity politics and victimhood. they became the tattletale and we became, by default, the troublemakers. that brings us to cnn. once an iconic company, theyre now a sad dis...

[cheering] a decade ago i coined something called the dean wormer theory. its based on the data from animal house. for so long the right was dean wormer, unhappy, stiff, bossy and my goal was to turn those tables and make us the married pranksters and the left, dean wormer. the left went and did it themselves. they embraced identity politics and victimhood. they became the tattletale and we became, by default, the troublemakers. that brings us to cnn. once an iconic company, theyre now a sad dis...