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>> oh. so i guess you know why im here. i need to purchase something. >> a bridge? >> no. >> i wanted to buy some weed. >> what? >> grass, weed? >> what makes you think we would have weed? >> in order to run an american city, you need a mayor who is book smart and street smart. you need city council thats at least street smart. most american cities have a lot of street smart politicians. they know how to read people. they know who do favors for and crank the political machine into acti...

hi there, everyone. its 4:00 in new york and we begin today as we have done so many times, too many times, on this show with a crisis that is uniquely ours, uniquely american. today our country witnessed the 129th mass shooting of this year alone, this one, like so many these days, took place at a school. three young students and three staff members were killed today. they were killed at covenant school a private school in nashville, tennessee, after a shooter walked in and opened fire...

department is considering four separate charges against the presidents son, two sn misdemeanors for failing to file taxes, one count of lying on a gun application. were also reporting that the fbi and irs have been finished with their investigation for more than a year and theres growing frustration within the fbi, for example, as to why nothing is moving on this case, and now theres a whistleblower who has come forward, raising questions as to whether theres been political interferenc...

coronavirus overtaking wuhan, china. what do we do? oh, you know who we could ask? the wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. the disease -- [laughter] is the same name as the lab are. [laughter] thats just, thats just a little too weird, dont you think? howard: heres i stewart on his apple f the show reflecting on the backlash. >> i thought it was a pretty good can bit that expressed kind of how i felt. and the two things that came out of it were im racist against asian people and h...

were talking through all the memos. i dont want to break all expectations i want you to follow it, to be on the floor, i want the anticipation i want you to see, i want you to see as the clock goes up i want you to write stories like teetering, whether i can win or not and the whole world hangs in the balance. >> or thats what you want kevin is still playing a dangerous game, joking about a debt default while refusing to specify what it is he wants to cut. his chaos caucus, meanwhile, ...

think the candidates should take the interviews come on the air. i know you would love to have them i would, too ask questions and force folks to talk about something else. >> thank you you can catch simone this weekend on msnbc or streaming on peacock. that is "all in" this monday night. good evening, rachel >> good evening. much appreciated thank you for your help joining us this hour were really happy to have you here at 10:13 a.m. today, 10:13 a.m. exactly, kids in nashville, tenne...

>> really happy to have yo here at 10:13 am today, 10:1 a.m., exactly, kids in nashville tennessee all walked out of their classes look at that 10:13 is when the first 9-1- calls started coming into th police department when we coul go today one week last week when th shooting unfolded at the covenant school. an elementary school in that city police today said that in th roughly 14 minutes that it too for that school shooting t relapse, the shooter fired 126 rifle rounds and 26 rounds ...

and the three school staff who neo-nazis, some of them were murdered in their school conspicuously armed. theyre carrying swastika flags monday last week and to demand and shouting they were screaming at a drag legal change to stop gun queen story hour, a family violence literally thousands of friendly event being held in tennessee students walked out of their class today. wadsworth, ohio. now heres an update this photo is from a newly and some say they left their classrooms and rallie...

both be president i think is really a little bit ofirish malarkey [ applause ] >> the history and hope and the heartbreak my ancestors must have felt leaving their beloved homeland to gain new life in america. i said all this not to wax poetic about bygone days, but because of the story of my familys journey and those who left and those who stayed is emblematic of the stories of so many irish and american families, not just irish-american families. and these stories are the very heart ...

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