Im Eeyore News Today

Two weeks into retirement; four books down (two misery memoirs, two deep, thought-provoking tomes about marriage and life and the universe, ho hum).

Hello there, my name’s Mason and I’m a handsome one-year-old bunny looking for my forever home.

Lovely Wife has the summer off, and as it’s been for years, she feels she has to have a summer project. (“Deranged” is the only word that comes to mind.) To begin, you have to understand Lovely Wife is an organization fiend. To give you an idea, her label maker has a label on it that reads, “Label maker.” Don’t be too hard on her, though, because she comes by it naturally. Her mother once put the toaster away … while her father was making toast. And every box ...