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besides daddy has an hawaii vacation booked in about 223 days, but who is counting? >> jesse: if you dont have musical chops, got to have jokes. >> number 7. make sure the white house library has lots of books with big print and pictures. [laughter] [applause] >> number 6, just for fun, issue executive order commanding my brother jeb to wash my car. >> jesse: all presidents have a presence about them. donald trump showed up to a ufc fight in miami saturday night and sat front row at th...

I dont know. very confusing. maybe i just havent been in church in awhile. lets do some text messages. kenny from ozark. you say biden has no base. thats not true. the chinese are his base. cindy from harrisburg, pennsylvania. please dont insult turtles. turtles are cute and have more of a personality than joe biden. monica from ohio. you say the basement cant save biden. i say its the only thing that can save him. people are divided over the basement strategy. can he pull it off again? you hear...