now we are in the middle of a similar fable, the media, robert rocha. ever since that guy came down as escalator and beat hillary clinton like the rented mule she is, the media has treated him like hitler times 911. which is weird because unlike hillary, he did not kill anyone. [laughter] you know the hoaxes, russian collusion, the pee tape, the moon landing. according to the media, the walls were always closing in. we got him this time with tweeted hollywood networks almost every week. when the only things closing in were meatheads arteries. they stick their reputations on bringing him down and if america had to fall to bring down the donald, they were cool with it, too. from gets a rate and the media can t turn up the volume anymore. they already went to 11. they already blew out their speakers. to use a common biblical phrase, they already shot at their water. [laughter] that is biblical. leviticus. now, now they are finally getting what they want. it is hard to care. and
cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let s talk about giant balloons, all right? yeah! greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that s what i would have done. then i would have shot it down because i m a bad man. anyway there was lots of speculation over the balloon s sudden appearance rumor has it joe insisted that it was just a full moon. maybe it came from hunter s birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they re full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule s ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in comm
yeah. you hungry? hey, mom, can we get some meat loaf. chance, i m okay. i had a bite before i came over. thank you. jesse: that s usually when dad sits down and says son, it s time for you to get a life. right now there is one person who really needs to have that talk. and since his dad won t say it primetime will. hunter, it s time for you to finally grow up. believe us, this is coming from a place of love. because hunter is 53 and still clinging on to daddy. it feels like wherever joe goes, hunter follows. sure, it s nice have the kids around during the holidays. especially to help out with the egg roll at your house. but, easter is over, hunter, and dad has to get back to work. yesterday, joe jetted off to ireland but right behind it was you guessed it, hunter, and that six hour flight really put hunter in a hungry mood. listen. how are you? hungry. i just got about 10 pounds of [inaudible] are you kidding me? hunter usually pays for the big guy. it s
he is so well-dressed. he makes salads jealous. social scientist and to post [indistinct] jesus. [applause] he is so hot, he could be my twin brother. cohost of fox & friends weekend, pete. she is like an earthworm, small, slender, and thrives in good. contributor kat timpf. and finally, when he sneezes, more states issue tornado warnings. my massive psychic, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. before we get to the some new stories and we have some new ones, some blockbusters if you will. let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: i wish i had a virtually that. it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we did not use this week and it is my first time reading these so if they suck, it is on you. that does not make any sense, but who cares? hershey s is facing a boycott after putting a trans person s face on a wrapper. the company agreed to only use the photo on mr. goodbar s. [laughter] i would have said, they would only put it on candy bars with nuts. that is better, huh?
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