Isnt Captivating News Today

>> and that was like episode one. so i just got you snookied free of charge, no cover, no nothing. youre welcome. no drink minimum. if youre thinking of hiring snooki to speak at your school, im going to save you $32,000. heres what you get, more or less. >> my boobs are so tight, i cant breathe. is that normal? im just ready to blow this out of the water. i want to have a good time with no drama. old people, they lose their sex life and thats not a fun time. thats why people always get divorced...

Do everything that you can, have sex with an old man and get arrested and again do whatever. >> all right, im not saying it isnt captivating, im saying you dont have to spend tens of thousands to get your snooki on, you just need basic cable. just turn on mtv. any episode, theyre all the same. everyone who is paying snooki to be snooki, i welcome you to club "ridicu-list." a lot more ahead at the top of the hour, starting with congresswoman michele bachmann. well be right back.

Fruit if i can use that expression in a conversation like this, broad majorities of americans support the immediate repeal of dont ask, dont tell. liberals, conservatives, independents, tea partiers, this is a no-brainer politically, no risk, and the president should have done it the day after he was sworn in. issued that stop-loss order while congress worked on a formal repeal of the law. >> syndicated columnist dan savage, also of "the stranger," thanks for your time tonight. >> thank you. c...