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Wouldnt be doing this if i werent. but, yes, i still am running for president. get over it. >> where is rand paul? this isnt live. we cant edit this, right? >> right. but its available. mark, rand paul. likely to get out? >> yep. we better have opening statements in the debate so he can stand there and say who am i? why am i here? thats what hes basically saying. first of all, its obviously pretty bad when you have to stand in flont of the american people in the live stream and say people are as...

Werent. but, yes, i still am running for president. get over it. >> where is rand paul? this isnt live. we cant edit this, right? >> right. but its available. mark, rand paul. likely to get out? >> yep. we better have opening statements in the debate so he can stand there and say who am i? why am i here? thats what hes basically saying. first of all, its obviously pretty bad when you have to stand in flont of the american people in the live stream and say people are asking. are you still running...

Reaction was, okay, who is hurt? who is bleeding out? so i looked over. there was a lady sitting here, and she was hung up on the beer tap. >> there is the smell of gasoline, and the sound of the truck still in gear. >> the thing was running wide open, smoke coming off the rear wheels. >> chuck belland knows from his experience as a mechanic that the engine is in danger of exploding any second. >> kicking chairs and tables away and there is a big power cable right in front of the passenger side....

Scored. thats the most a american woman has scored in international play. two more than mia hamm. she accomplished that yesterday and one of brians daughters was there to see it. there they are right there, smiling at the camera. good morning, young kilmeade. good morning, alisyn camerota. >> brian: there you go. you are listening to kip moore, but that isnt live. thats a videotape way in advance. little did he know his debut album would have this kind of success. a round of applause for kip, ev...

What do they say? >> so theyre liking this. >> thats crazy! >> this isnt live? is this live? >> those are kids from other schools. >> rallying about something else. >> beer. >> as a father with two girls in college right now and one of them is at boston college where she lives on a coed floor. i mean, there are men who live across the hall on each side. but just the idea that at grinnell, you could actually have a man in the next shower to my daughter. >> or in that shower. if all the heads are ...

>> listen borat. >> barack. >> i know a thing or two about being unpopular. >> if it isnt lets get the party started. why dont you say we open up a bag of malaise potato chips. >> there you go again. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] >> this cant be. you are dead. i saw them lower your coffin into the ground. >> well, i am dead. but i have come back as a spirit spirit. to help mr. reach across the aisles here grow up. >> did you change the locks again? live from new york. >> this isnt live. t...

>> listen borat. >> barack. >> i know a thing or two about being unpopular. >> if it isnt lets get the party started. why dont you say we open up a bag of malaise potato chips. >> there you go again. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] >> this cant be. you are dead. i saw them lower your coffin into the ground. >> well, i am dead. but i have come back as a spirit spirit. to help mr. reach across the aisles here grow up. >> did you change the locks again? live from new york. >> this isnt live. thi...

Oracle and these pendulous balls. but i pushed through the competition, i clobbered everybody and i took down them all. now, grab those eight balls and push the consumer protection agency through. >> betty, did you change the locks again? >> live from new york -- >> this isnt live. this is funnyordie.com. >> well, the only way to stop these corrupt banks and credit card companies is to pardon richard nixon. >> he means you got to get that customer protection act through congress. >> jimmy carter...

View louse balls. i pushed through the competition. i clobbered everybody and i took down that wall. now, grab those 8 balls and push the consumer protection agency through. >> betty? did you change the locks again? live from new york -- >> this isnt live. this is funnyordie.com. >> well, the only way to stop these corrupt banks and credit card companies is to pardon richard nixon. >> he means you got to get that consumer protection act through congress. >> jimmy carter? why, youre dead. >> no, ...

You son of a man. i went up against tip oneill with nothing but a psychic workical and these balls, but i pushed through the competition, i clobbered everybody and i took down them all. now, grab those eight balls and push the consumer protection agency through. >> betty, did you change the locks again? >> live from new york -- >> this isnt live. this is funnyordie.com. >> well, the only way to stop these corrupt banks and credit card companies is to pardon richard nixon. >> he means you got to ...