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By meryl streep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell said yesterday republicans will begin repealing obamacare by the end of the week. But dont worry, hes not taking away your health care, hes just storing it in his cheeks for the winter. [ laughter and applause ] the movie la la land won a record seven Golden Globes last night. The movie tells the story of a struggling jazz musician named sebastian who against all odds is white. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows t...

Research department which is blythe, gary and jerry. Just ask jerry. Stephen jerry is a woman. Hair, makeup, and wardrobe are dements run by women. Lets read the script written by only the male writers. Open on vol tranand chewbacca team up to drive monster trucks with their penises. Thats really good. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Mark Halperin and John Heilemann Michael Ian Black and cat behaviorist, jackson galaxy. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And ...

Blythe, gary and jerry. Just ask jerry. Stephen jerry is a woman. Hair, makeup, and wardrobe are dements run by women. Lets read the script written by only the male writers. Open on vol tranand chewbacca team up to drive monster trucks with their penises. Thats really good. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Mark Halperin and John Heilemann Michael Ian Black and cat behaviorist, jackson galaxy. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed...

Blythe, gary and jerry. Just ask jerry. Stephen jerry is a woman. Hair, makeup, and wardrobe are dements run by women. Lets read the script written by only the male writers. Open on vol tranand chewbacca team up to drive monster trucks with their penises. Thats really good. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Mark Halperin and John Heilemann Michael Ian Black and cat behaviorist, jackson galaxy. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed...

The experts from ask this old house, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 617 boston steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Thats what im talking about. Hey looking good good looking crowd tonight. Hot crowd hot hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. The tonight show. Youre part of the show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what heres what people are talking about, everybody. Yo...

Domesticated 3,000 years ago in mesopotamia. laughter they produce both meat and eggs, as well as companionship. They are eaten by people like russian oligarch, riboflavin. Ramalamadingdong. Roboruhroe. Hes a russian with confirmed ties to chickens. More on that later when i discuss it with this chicken expert. laughter but back to the joke. Why did the chicken cross the road . Okay, what are roads . laughter why do we need them . Do tax dollars pay for roads . They do. What can be a road . Is i...

Right to your door just like you do with food now with the delivery app called shipt. Theyre rolling out in tampa first, they are. Then they hope to reach 50 cities by the end of the year. If theyre successful, if we were able to get everything from costco delivered directly, theres no reason to ever leave the house again. [ laughter ] the big question is, how much do i tip someone for carrying 34 pounds of ribs and two gallons of the Barbecue Sauce up my driveway . This is a step in the right d...

Do with food now with the delivery app called shipt. Theyre rolling out in tampa first, they are. Then they hope to reach 50 cities by the end of the year. If theyre successful, if we were able to get everything from costco delivered directly, theres no reason to ever leave the house again. [ laughter ] the big question is, how much do i tip someone for carrying 34 pounds of ribs and two gallons of the Barbecue Sauce up my driveway . This is a step in the right direction, but my dream, what i wo...

Right to your door just like you do with food now with the delivery app called shipt. Theyre rolling out in tampa first, they are. Then they hope to reach 50 cities by the end of the year. If theyre successful, if we were able to get everything from costco delivered directly, theres no reason to ever leave the house again. [ laughter ] the big question is, how much do i tip someone for carrying 34 pounds of ribs and two gallons of the Barbecue Sauce up my driveway . This is a step in the right d...

Were in the middle of whats called a heightened earthquake alert. True. It means the odds of a massive earthquake hitting us in the next day or two are as high as 1 in 11 in 100. Or it could be 1 in 100 million. Theyve been telling us for years you cant predict an earthquake, now theres an alert all of a sudden. Most of us ignore this stuff but some people are taking it seriously. In San Bernardino they closed city hall for the next two days because of this earthquake alert. And because theyre l...