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Into into every song that comes out. Please make some noise for the greatest band. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah. You look great, man. Good to see you. Thank you, man. Jimmy as always, i saw on either instagram or something, you were just traveling in paris. Yes, sir. Jimmy were you with david blaine there or . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, does he did he scare you . Well, look, hes a hes a a friend to a lot of us. But hes the only friend you know that, like, just swallows frogs and regurgitates th...

Whispering why would nixon stay at the watergate . They give you a discount if youve been here before. grunting fry keep going. Were right behind you. Whoa, mama. Get a room, you two. Man were in a room well, then, lose some weight. grunting man snoring exhaling loudly snoring oh, yeah, you womens libbers really know how to party. Psst, there i am. squeaking snoring continuing hey, Betty Friedan send a little of that lotion my way. Okay, almost got it. Steady. Steady. Dont panic. Ooh. Uhoh. groa...

Whispering why would nixon stay at the watergate . They give you a discount if youve been here before. grunting fry keep going. Were right behind you. Whoa, mama. Get a room, you two. Man were in a room well, then, lose some weight. grunting man snoring exhaling loudly snoring oh, yeah, you womens libbers really know how to party. Psst, there i am. squeaking snoring continuing hey, Betty Friedan send a little of that lotion my way. Okay, almost got it. Steady. Steady. Dont panic. Ooh. Uhoh. groa...

Feel like christmas here in hollywood. Theres gingerbread syrup in our lattes. Theres fake snow in our outdoor shopping malls. Tiny chihuahuas in santa hats are peeking out of our Louis Vuitton bags. Its really a wonderful time of the year. It can get a little depressing being in l. A. You can feel very alone during the holidays. Sometimes, i hope you dont mind me sharing this, but sometimes i feel like im the only one still celebrating kwanzaa. [ laughter ] the important thing is that metal ka ...

Hollywood. Theres gingerbread syrup in our lattes. Theres fake snow in our outdoor shopping malls. Tiny chihuahuas in santa hats are peeking out of our Louis Vuitton bags. Its really a wonderful time of the year. It can get a little depressing being in l. A. You can feel very alone during the holidays. Sometimes, i hope you dont mind me sharing this, but sometimes i feel like im the only one still celebrating kwanzaa. [ laughter ] the important thing is that metal ka is here tonight. [ cheers an...

Hollywood. Theres gingerbread syrup in our lattes. Theres fake snow in our outdoor shopping malls. Tiny chihuahuas in santa hats are peeking out of our Louis Vuitton bags. Its really a wonderful time of the year. It can get a little depressing being in l. A. You can feel very alone during the holidays. Sometimes, i hope you dont mind me sharing this, but sometimes i feel like im the only one still celebrating kwanzaa. [ laughter ] the important thing is that metal ka is here tonight. [ cheers an...

Its all happening. Its the holiday season. Christmas is coming and yes, i do mean that as a threat. Christmas is that magical time of the year when mariah carey makes a billion in residuals in two weeks. It is a good song but really. Every year theres one gift impossible to find. Parents go nuts to track down. This year the soughtafter toy is this. Thank you very much. The hatchimal. Theres a stuffed animal inside that hatches from the egg and crawls out and kills us, i dont know. The retail pri...

Is over. These are very difficult to find. That i dont get. These Toy Companies are coming up with new ways for us to disappoint our children on christmas. Theyve known this was going to be the big seller for months. Is it really that hard to make more . Its not like we have a shortage of plastic in the world. Theres a trash island in the middle of the ocean, melt it down, put it under my nephews tree. Instead you have to pay some creep on ebay 500 to get one in your house. Truth was if there wa...

Its all happening. Its the holiday season. Christmas is coming and yes, i do mean that as a threat. Christmas is that magical time of the year when mariah carey makes a billion in residuals in two weeks. It is a good song but really. Every year theres one gift impossible to find. Parents go nuts to track down. This year the soughtafter toy is this. Thank you very much. The hatchimal. Theres a stuffed animal inside that hatches from the egg and crawls out and kills us, i dont know. The retail pri...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. Isabelle huppert. And musical guest, the Avett Brothers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey cheers and applause stephen wooo jon hey stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause have...