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Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Russell crowe. From a. P. Bio, actor and comedian, Patton Oswalt. Music from the lemon twigs featuring the 8g band with thomas land. And now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . The sea captain just found out im leaving after this week and now he is not speaking to me or as my family keeps trying to tell me, hes never been speaking to me well, last night was the first night of the Democratic National Convention Republic...

Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody and he is right. No president has done more for women. Hes done thi hes done that he said this and this and this dont you forge about that seth wow, that is a lot. It sure is. Seth do you have more . Seth, i could do this forever announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Russell crowe. From a. P. Bio, actor and comedian, Patton Oswalt. He also did thi and this and thi and this music from the lemon twigs and thi featuring the 8g band with thomas ...

Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there....

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Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for...

The joke, the word resurface actually refers to the job of the zamboni man, which is to resurface the ice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thank you and by the way, thank you, thank you for referring to him as a zamboni man and not a zamboni driver [ laughter ] a lot of people make that mistake. Can you just show us real quick, like, how what celebration did you do at your desk when you wrote this joke . [ laughter ] it was like a, you know, a little [ laughter ] seth give it up for matt...

Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheese burger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there...

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