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See, the 3 is an ass, and then the squiggly is diarrhea. And why we didnt just use the fucking letter m, ill. If youre ever in prison and you happen to sneak a phone in, youll probably want to use this one. Its im going to shank you in the yard to earn the respect of the cholos. You got a knife. Knife equals. And then you got a little sombrero hat with eyes and the moustache. That equals a happy cholo. Ive had to text my assistant this one a time or two. I forgot to put my halfeaten veggie burge...

Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the Democratic National convention, and hillary was excited that she was finally the nominee, and bill clinton was just as excited that there were balloons laughter look how happy he is he looks high look at his face laughter he says,...

Whoopi, who was your favorite tonight . Aww, thank you, whoopi. You were my favorite tonight. Thank you, whoopi. There you go. Thank you. Anthony, did you have fun . I had a great time. Way more fun than i ever would have if you had told me id be working with Whoopi Goldberg one day, i would have been like, i hope jeff ross isnt there, but you were, and it was still great. It was still great. This was so much fun. I cant believe youre involved. [ laughter ] whoopi, did you see jeremiahs sign . D...

Democratic National Convention here in philadelphia so much fun. Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the democratic National Convention, and hillary was excited that she was finally the nominee, and bill clinton was just as excited that there were balloons laughter look...

Cheers and applause what do you have to lose if i bet even militants would be, like, we must destroy america oh, look balloons balloons im going to make a bunny laughter and if america misses its target, it wouldnt be so bad. Bb news today, 42 million civilians were senselessly cheered up by a balloon strike. cheers and applause i will tell you, there is someone who needs balloons in his life, donald trump, because at the d. N. C. , Michael Bloomberg dropped a donald trump distrack. Trump says h...

Trevor thank you thank you so much welcome to the daily show what an exciting week we have been covering the Democratic National convention here in philadelphia so much fun. Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the Democratic National convention, and hillary was excited ...

The 9,100-seat DakotaDome in Vermillion may be sold out, but University of South Dakota football fans can catch Saturday’s NCAA playoff game on national television.

There are companies that offer overland tours of South America on Honda ‘Monkey’ bikes. Ed March has garnered growing fame for riding across continents on ‘step-throughs’. It’s less about skill than perseverance. (Check him out on YouTube, he’s unhinged but highly entertaining.) STU HUNT/Stuff Waves of tussock line the road through the Rainbow Station and down into Hanmer. While, in theory, you could do this ride on a scooter, and we did see a couple of hardy riders trying to do...