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>> fred willard there with jay leno. were getting more details about the taping of the tonight show finale tonight. a hollywood reporter says many took the stage to pay tribute to jay tonight. were talking about his work ethic. tell me a little bit more about it. hes legendary isnt he how hard he works? >> yeah. i said how do you do it all? he would do -- he gets up at 8:30 in the morning, works on the show, does the show tapes at 5:30 to 6:30. i guess he would have dinner. then hed sh have all ...

You get your best bang for your buck? >> beats me. ive never been banged for a buck [ laughter ] >> fred willard there with jay leno. were getting more details about the taping of the tonight show finale tonight. a hollywood reporter says many took the stage to pay tribute to jay tonight. were talking about his work ethic. tell me a little bit more about it. hes legendary isnt he how hard he works? >> yeah. i said how do you do it all? he would do -- he gets up at 8:30 in the morning, works on t...

Talks and she wants to start a foundation to benefit young people who will supply her with cocaine. >> what? >> i am kidding. lohan faces misdemeanor charges in connection with a car crash last year, discuss the in. >> lightning rooooouuuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> very good, day that you. stewart, you keep up with lohan more than anybody. can she turn this around? jay she is pleading with -- >> she is pleading with a judge that, yes, this is the turn around moment. why should i believe her? d...

For every 1,000 or 2,000 women you get one kardashian. that has an expiration date too, dont you think? that was met with complete silence. >> i dont under what you are saying. outrage has an expiration date? >> her popularity. what is the question here? the question is is she going to be a mess in 20 years or should she give back the sash? jay should she have given it up? >> yes. >> she did give it up. >> live the life of mike tyson. >> we feel bad for her, right? >> yes,. >> you have to. >> ...

Stars of greta grable or what is her name? >> betty grable. do you have a video of your animal doing something go to fox news.com/red eye. still to come, half time report from tvs andy levy. no one would film him. disgusting guy. awful. jay tonights half time report is sponsored by ice cream. the frozen convection that can be eaten by itself or in a sunday. thanks, ice cream.

That has an expiration date too, dont you think? that was met with complete silence. >> i dont under what you are saying. outrage has an expiration date? >> her popularity. what is the question here? the question is is she going to be a mess in 20 years or should she give back the sash? jay should she have given it up? >> yes. >> she did give it up. >> live the life of mike tyson. >> we feel bad for her, right? >> yes,. >> you have to. >> but she also -- in all of this -- if this happens to ot...

People who will supply her with cocaine. >> what? >> i am kidding. lohan faces misdemeanor charges in connection with a car crash last year, discuss the in. >> lightning rooooouuuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> very good, day that you. stewart, you keep up with lohan more than anybody. can she turn this around? jay she is pleading with -- >> she is pleading with a judge that, yes, this is the turn around moment. why should i believe her? do you believe her? does anybody believe her? >> i believe h...

Stars of greta grable or what is her name? >> betty grable. do you have a video of your animal doing something go to fox news.com/red eye. still to come, half time report from tvs andy levy. no one would film him. disgusting guy. awful. jay tonights half time report is sponsored by ice cream. the frozen convection that can be eaten by itself or in a sunday. thanks, ice cream.

Or facebook or one of those that makes a ton of money. >> you dont see what it is, except it takes all of your time because you sit and play with it in your office and then get fired. stewart, you are the business guy here. do you lose the best talent by saying they have to come in? >> do we lose the best talent by saying they have to come in? >> you have to come into a tv studio to do tv. thats the way it is. working from home essentially is goofing off. is that not the classic excuse? you are ...

Health care law. we dont even know whats in a taco bell burrito. we dont know what that is. taco bell is claiming their beef burritos officially contain 88% beef. thats had they say. is that a good defense? its 88% food? whats the other 12%? what do you care? just eat it, its 88% food. 88%. exactly. 84-year-old hugh hefner is marrying his 24-year-old girlfriend. if youd like to get them a gift, theyre registered at bed, bath, and almost gone. >> with jay tonight, teen sensation justin bieber, co...