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[ laughter ] investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death worse, they were asleep in their beds at home [ laughter ] oh, we were supposed to stay there . [ light laughter ] politico has published an article about two College Students who have become popular deejays amongst Trump Supporters and go by the stage name, milk n cooks which is incidentally the secret Service Names for these two. [ laughter ] wa...

Was honking the whole time [ laughter ] investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death worse, they were asleep in their beds at home [ laughter ] oh, we were supposed to stay there . [ light laughter ] politico has published an article about two College Students who have become popular deejays amongst Trump Supporters and go by the stage name, milk n cooks which is incidentally the secret Service Names for...

Angle. Now, people on the coast cant be this Masochistic Under Democrat leadership. Life in states from new york to california, new jersey, washington state, its not getting better. Life is getting worse. From his open borders to his reckless spending to his anti oil and gas crusade, bidens policies have led to a sharp deterioration in the quality of life everywhere, but especially in the blue states. The economy is so bad now and you know, even when just go grocery shopping, everything costs a ...

holiday. ahead of the 40th anniversary. the presidents powerful call for action, what he calls an inflection point for the nation. plus, dr. kings granddaughter will join me here in person. i will ask about carrying forward the legacy of dr. king, and the important work shes doing for her generation. i am symone sanders-townsend, i have something to say. history has thrust something upon me from which i cannot turn away. that is what the reverend dr. martin luther king junior told jet ...

angle. now, people on the coast cant be this masochistic under democrat leadership. life in states from new york to california, new jersey, washington state, its not getting better. life is getting worse. from his open borders to his reckless spending to his anti oil and gas crusade, bidens policies have led to a sharp deterioration in the quality of life everywhere, but especially in the blue states . >> the economy is so bad now and you know, even when just go grocery shopping, ev...

without doubt the most dangerous lie that they have told is that i somehow boasted about the number of people that i killed in afghanistan. newcastle ease past leicester at st james�* park and book their place in the league cup semi—finals. good morning. it is going to be a colder day to day than yesterday. although some of us are starting with some sunshine, already there are showers in the west. they will develop widely. some will be heavy and thundery, and it is going to be wind...

Music from x ambassadors, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now if you dont mind, im going to get to the news. Former President Trump held a Campaign Event in michigan yesterday, and Law Enforcement officers stood behind him during his speech. I guess to make sure he didnt flee the country . [ laughter ] former President Trump yesterday criticized President Biden ...

He said that the women were waiving their hands and asking for help. The waves were pulling them back. He and another guy went inside to help them. Reporter his son translated, as he described how he and others tried to save the woman and her child. The girl that was unconscious, the guy that got her gave her to me and i brought her to the beach front. The ems and everybody else was here. Reporter less than an hour earlier, a woman in her 60s was rescued from a far rockaway beach. People nearly ...

This is the nightly show lets do this [ cheers and applause ] larry thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting a one person standing ovation. Thank you, sir. bleep ing awesome, man. One guy is going, larry. I am larry wilmore. Oh, tonight comedians Craig Robinson and Jerrod Carmichael will join us on the panel tonight. Very exciting. Very exciting. Hilarious. But first id really like to take a moment to ac...

Night tomorrow night is the final episode. Its going to go long. So remember to set your thing and bring a snack cuz were going to be here awhile. Here it is your moment of zen. The final tweet hitchbot said my love for humans will never fade. A thumbs up for people from the hitchhiking robot. Rage against captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry tonightly, we are previewing the first debate of the 2016 election. Its debate eve and i cant wait to see what kind of crazy bleep santa trump leav...