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Speak i think we just got through -- the turtle. jesse is going to do hurdles. >> im not jumping over anything. you could do it for charity. >> im going to be the referee. dont ever do anything like that for charity, because they get the money. why do the work? [laughter] >> okay, all right! >> i want to plug my show tonight. you havent done anything yet? >> i havent done my thing at. >> greg is opening for me, hes at 11, i met 12. will see you tonight. one more thing, this is super cute, we lov...

Weekend. >> shannon: the champions, one is that coming? >> greg: one data making waves on the internet, after saying he will plans on letting his kids curse as soon as they can talk, and freedom of expression, or is he opening the pandoras box of mouths? greg, what was your first word? >> jesse: the f word?" >> greg: swearing has a purpose. its to keep you from committing an act of violence. if it reduces violence -- >> jesse: i should ask dagen, the dirtiest mouth on the show. [laughter] s befo...

>> overbooking a restaurant by factor of five. >> servers arent coming in. >> its like if greg went to an all male strip club and all of the mail strippers werent there. >> im only there as an expert. [laughter] >> hes just showing up for his shift. [laughter] >> i do a lot of volunteer work with underprivileged men. [laughter] >> richard, one of the only times that ive lost it in public was in one of these situations. my husband got from behind me, grabbed me at the waist, and pulled me away fr...

Is that what happened? >> jesse: did i say it? [laughter] >> greg: im not going to say. >> greg: are you leaving us? >> jesse: im definitely not going to say it. >> greg: you are pregnant and leaving us! >> jesse: no. i learned that 70% of the american population has been vaccinated, not 60%. that was an error on my part. [laughter] >> greg: dagen? >> dagen: my gray hair grows and quicker than i thought it is. [laughter] i need to go get something done. two weeks. >> shannon: i can still, even h...

♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome back. time for "the fastest." [laughter] america has been dominating the own pits all summer, but that may have given the u.s. and ego. a new poll finds 40% of americans think they could be compete in the olympic games. [laughter] thats a high number. that includes three times as many men as women, obviously. greg, any sports in particular you think you might be good i? >> greg: all of them. [laughter] thats a low number. if you dedicate one decade to one repetitive, si...

Upstairs with my headphones on. by the way, greg, the f-bomb is a trigger word, rather than preventing violence, it can trigger rage. >> jesse: must be saying a lot of f-bombs on spirit airlines. >> richard: i think that stuff, god gives you grace. if you want to give that seven seconds of grace to say a curse word, thats okay. >> jesse: is that a biblical truth customer >> shannon: leslie gives us grace every day. my parents, you couldnt even say darn. biscuits and gravy is like devcon one. [la...

Speech of jesse customer >> jesse: got to keep the hair in place. [laughter] >> shannon: you have fabulous books. [laughter] i do. we need to started up in some of them out. >> greg: ive been buying a lot of relief factor. [laughter] >> shannon: how do you feel? >> greg: unbelievable. unbelievable. i got a case from greg norman. >> jesse: okay, geraldo. [laughter] >> greg: i felt it right when it came out of my mouth. we learned something new every day, this person asks. that means there were 56...

♪ ♪ created an unusuals match up for this: western infused hotdog buns. you can basically all relish this, because you are not wasting space. i want everybody to try this, even you, greg. >> greg: if it was going to be on my bun, i would like my mustard to be brown. [laughter] >> jesse: i dont know. im usually pretty gracious with these things, but not a fan. >> greg: this is lazy. if you can put your own mustard on, whats your problem? >> dagen: are we sure they used mustard? [laughter] >> ...

Thing every day since age 15. >> jesse: sometimes two times a day. >> greg: bet you could get a gold medal. to be when i thought i would do the louche, but you do that lying down. [laughter] >> shannon: i love that its three times as many men as women who think they can do this. dont you watch this and think "may be archery. if i started now, may be shooting. i could start that now. everybody watches and thinks this "if i just get a balance beam in my backyard." [laughter] >> jesse: how about th...

>> shannon: high five. [laughter] >> jesse: it just takes guts to win. >> greg: dont even know where that is. [laughter] i am a >> dagen: on a runner. i watch the track and field olympics for inspiration. im trying to do visualization. mo wins the 800 manual womens, she wins the gold. im running, and then i realize i look like sally at the end of "texas chainsaw massacre." [laughter] im all covered in blood. >> shannon: that was sandra smith i think. she could be in the olympics. >> jesse: i wan...