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Is not being responsive. Theyre having a hard time getting the president on the phone. I think hes sleeping right now. Jesse: donald trump steps in while biden and kamala step out. I just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. [laughs] go to your happy place. We are ready to unleash a great american century of prosperity and freedom. Im not crying, youre crying. [laughter] jesse: tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the vp debate. My [bleep] froze to the park bench! our first a...

This race is tied to the polls were off like they were in 2020, dome trump would win the election. Jesse: early voting has officially begun and kamala is crashing. Vote for grandpa. Take two steps to your right. Jesse: six cell phones, to licence plates, a letter and a bullet in the chamber up your inside the plot to assassinate trump. This is about good versus evil. Who my introducing next? who is next? jesse: the president isnt running the country so who is? is there a british man watching thi...

[ laughter ] >> lets welcome tonights guests. her favorite government program would be one that eliminates government programs. host of kennedy on fox business. kennedy. [ applause ] >> many new yorkers have remorse, because they backed the wrong horse. congresswoman lee zeldon. [ applause ] >> she knows more jack ass than a donkey. co-host on "fox business,". [ applause ] >> if the world was her oyster, she would probably get food poisoning. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause...

[ laughter ] >> lets welcome tonights guests. her favorite government program would be one that eliminates government programs. host of kennedy on fox business. kennedy. [ applause ] >> many new yorkers have remorse, because they backed the wrong horse. congresswoman lee zeldon. [ applause ] >> she knows more jack ass than a donkey. co-host on "fox business,". [ applause ] >> if the world was her oyster, she would probably get food poisoning. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause...

2024 and that jesse waters hair falls out when he pees. >> what? [ laughter ] >> how would you know? do we hate jesse that much? all right. [ laughter ] >> a comedian reported yesterday that hell raise money on his campaign. what about jesses hair? what, you want him work for free? [ laughter ] >> or, at least as much cash a it takes to hire joy reid to speak and clear the field for hhim. hh oh, lets put this into a video game metaphor because i am a sucker for a good metaphor. first, ron has to...

Name in wuhan. which would not really work for me at the nwa because all i do is win. [ applause ] i mean, literally, i defeated more men than divorce. oh, wait -- anyway, some experts say this could lead to legalizing betting on other scripted things like character death or the kind of tv that chicks watch, you know, like jesse waters. [ laughter ] >> why do we hate him? >> going hard on jesse today. >> i know he looks like a used car sales man. >> you are a big wrestling fan, right? do you thi...

2024 and that jesse waters hair falls out when he pees. >> what? [ laughter ] >> how would you know? do we hate jesse that much? all right. [ laughter ] >> a comedian reported yesterday that hell raise money on his campaign. what about jesses hair? what, you want him work for free? [ laughter ] >> or, at least as much cash a it takes to hire joy reid to speak and clear the field for hihim. hihi oh, lets put this into a video game metaphor because i am a sucker for a good metaphor. first, ron has...

Name in wuhan. which would not really work for me at the nwa because all i do is win. [ applause ] i mean, literally, i defeated more men than divorce. oh, wait -- anyway, some experts say this could lead to legalizing betting on other scripted things like character death or the kind of tv that chicks watch, you know, like jesse waters. [ laughter ] >> why do we hate him? >> going hard on jesse today. >> i know he looks like a used car sales man. >> you are a big wrestling fan, right? do you thi...

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Jesse: another piece of advice, i have twin girls and my golf game suffered dramatically when you have kids. >> when you travel 220 days a year, my golf game suffers as well. jesse: well see you later. >> yeah, well have a little contest. jesse: i dont want to say what the wager is, well talk about that off camera. lets go. can you grab my bag? >> ill caddy for jesse today, all right? ♪ ♪ oh! in the water! since i saw eric, reports surfaced of an attempted cyber attack on the trump organizat...