Jim Cust News Today

Earlier this morning, my laptop, which had developed a suspicious hump in the centre of the keyboard, as if all of the mechanical parts were congregating under the letters f to j and taking a vote to strike, dramatically informed me that it had encountered a 'fatal error' and would restart. They were the last words it communicated to me (though I retain hope that the CGD IT staff can do some computer voodoo to reanimate it). I'm writing this from my personal laptop, which is not h...