This is at mgm. Theyve got handwashing stations, glass partitions at the craps tables. Playing blackjack now is like visiting a relative in prison. How do you let the dealer know you want another card . Do you tap the glass . You can see, they have plenty of hand sanitizer. Even the gogo dancers are wearing plastic face shields. Its like blade runner. How this is safe, i dont know. Going to a casino during a pandemic is that gray area between regular roulette and the russian kind. A day after charges were filed against all four officers involved in the death of george floyd, the mood in our country is a bit brighter. Protests continue nationwide but Common Ground is being reached. In lincoln, nebraska, police and protesters even had an impromptu dance party. Was that a protest or tom sellecks wedding reception . Are we sure those were real cops and not strippers . Ive been fooled before. That was the scene in lincoln. In washington, where Law Enforcement has taken a much more forceful
George floyd, the mood in our country is a bit brighter. Protests continue nationwide but Common Ground is being reached. In lincoln, nebraska, police and protesters even had an impromptu dance party. Was that a protest or tom sellecks wedding reception . Are we sure those were real cops and not strippers . Ive been fooled before. That was the scene in lincoln. In washington, where Law Enforcement has taken a much more forceful approach, including teargassing peaceful protestors things are not as amicable. Authorities there are busy erecting another fence around the existing white house fence. Two fences. Wasnt that a spin doctors song . So it looks like trump is finally getting his wall built after all. How long before we find out don junior invested in a Fence Company . Yesterday, trumps former secretary of defense, four star general james mad dog mattis, gave the president a one star yelp review. He lambasted his former boss, saying, we are witnessing the consequences of three years
Edgy jokes. [ laughter ] they can sometimes be anyway, were also celebrating guillermos birthday tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a surprise for him. We have Something Special planned for you. But first i want to update you on our new celebrity president who sat down last night with david muir for his First Official interview since taking office. The president will be happy to know his ratings were very good. He almost did as well as the bachelor. [ laughter ] donald trump is not normally a guy who likes to toot his own horn [ laughter ] but last night, he had a lot of nice things to say about himself. I can be the most president ial person ever. We had the biggest audience in the history of inaugural speeches. The let me fors came out, one of them said it was the single greatest meeting ive ever had with anybody. Its the highlight of my life. Heres a picture of the crowd. The audience was the biggest ever. That speech was a home run. It was the biggest standing ovation sin
Of his artwork, paintings of veterans to benefit veterans. I have to say, i still cant get over the fact that president bush is painting. I would have been less surprised if he started fighting for the ufc after his eight years in office, but hes painting now, and hell be out, well get to the important subjects, trump, the attorney general, how mr. T will do on dancing with the stars. But first it was another commotional day in washington. The u. S. Attorney general jeff sessions, found himself in a bit of a pickle after testifying under oath last month that he had no contact with russia or russian operatives about the president ial election campaign, and the Washington Post ran a story saying he met with the russian ambassador, known as a top russian spy and recruiter, not once but twice. Jeff sessions said, campaign . I thought he said champagne. So there was a mixup. Its an honest mistake. Sessions admitted he did meet with the ambassador, but they didnt discuss the campaign. They m
And it was close, it was tied, second half i think gonzaga was up by a point. My wife went to kansas where they won a lot. She said, this is very stressful, im glad my team is not playing in this game. And i looked at her and i was like, i think you might be the missing the point of this. Shes pregnant, though, so i decided to let her stay in the house. Did any of you watch the College Basketball game last night . [ cheers and applause ] it was, is as you know, North Carolina won it, theyre National Champions once again. It wasnt a highscoring game. I think there were more capital one commercials than there were points in the game. But that didnt temper the enthusiasm of North Carolina at all. After they won, fans and students in chapel hill did what College Students often do. They set fire to a couch. Which i will say, this is something i will never understand. That couch, that couch let you sit on it the whole tournament. Supported you for every game this season. And now you win and