Joe M News Today

consecrated, i think. and i didnt go to mass. >> remember what i said about afghanistan? i said we get help froer whamd. the taliban. whats happening now? whats going to readi was your press? >> i wasright. right. less than 500 days untilthe the 2024 election and the left is finally to panic over bidens latest embarrassing stumbles. politico leading the way today with a new column. why should primary biden? >> the onus should be on bidensl to prove hes mentally and physically nimble en...

removed from the process, and that social media companies could make their own decisions on how to best moderate content. >> media platforms make independent choices about their information that they present. of course, its up to these companies to make their own decisions about the content on their platforms and to ensure content follows their own standards and policies. >> twitter as you know is a private company and they will make their own decision. >> yeah, right. plausible den...

three people in a golds spa. then we are told he walked across the street and kill another woman at another spa. his car is shown at all three crime scenes. he was arrested driving south about 150 miles from atlanta. officials say 6 of the 8 victims appear to be asian and police are investigating the possibility that the attacks were racially motivated. this comes amid an increase in attacks on the asian community since the coronavirus pandemic. the new york police department says it w...

Actually auditioned for that role. i think, when youre threatening to kill someone over phone, you want to sound a lot more instain, not so measured. so here was my take, if you dont let my daughter go that will be the end of it. but if you did let her go, i wont look for you. can i start over? >> tyrus: yeah. keep rolling, keep rolling. everybody shut up sorry. >> joe m.: if you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it. but if you dont, i will look for you, i will find you, and i will ...

Hes able to make fun of himself which is such an awesome thing. he did that awesome scene in. we dont have great catch phrases in movies anymore, arnold schwarzenegger ill be back, or clint eastwood -- kat youre like what are you talking about >> kat: im just waiting to hear adam sandler. >> tyrus: or happy gilmour a hole in one >> kat: yeah, i know that one. >> tyrus: joe, try to read it one more time. >> joe d.: but if you dont, i look look for you, i look find you, andly kill you. [cheers and...

Assassinate everyone from your high school, too. >> katie: burn the year book. >> tyrus: you know what i think it is. i think rachels got pissed when karens got all the credit. >> joe m.: yeah. >> tyrus: up next, would you be at your peak if you worked four days a week. [cheers and applause] have you ever considered getting a walk-in tub? well, look, no further! safe steps best offer, just got better! now, when you purchase your brand new safe step walk-in tub,

Turns out 60% of young men are single outnumbering single women nearly 2-1. and half of those guys say they arent even trying to date. sure. that was not a white racist sign, by the way. compared to women, men in their 20s are more likely to be sexually dormant sexless and lonely. sound familiar, joe and joe? >> joe m.: knew that was coming. >> tyrus: experts blame the widening gap on social media, shifting relationships, porn and pete davidson. the only news, its easier to date women over 40 si...

This country was race it the last thing you would try to be is one of the things thats not allowed. like i would not try to be white now because you guys are in trouble for everything, even p they bleached my hair blond and cut off my top lip literally would not do it because its not cool. if kat decided tomorrow to get braids and be the left eye, no one would be proud of her. thank you for your service. that proves its not racist right? like youre trying to be whats supposedly being suppressed ...

I dont know. >> katie: i dont either. >> tyrus: he gets the daughter. >> joe m.: they make two sequels >> kat: does he keep making daughters. >> tyrus: a tough story of bad parenting. >> joe m.: if that would have been the trailer i would have been the first to go see it. >> hey, give them a round of applause. and while youre giving a round of applause i would like you to know the wonderful fact checkers at fox news let me know i was right, theres more women than man katie. >> katie: i let you k...

And less hairy. >> west most of the way. >> tyrus: thanks for that >> kat: it happened so quickly. >> joe m.: that was a tough question off the cuff. >> tyrus: yeah. so now audience youll go to sleep tonight dreaming of his naked yoda and his belly hair. >> did you say naked yoda? he looks like yoda, yeah. >> katie: you said yoga. >> tyrus:. >> tyrus: coming up, while ladies are being selective, staying single is the mens objective.