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Even do -- "i believe america is a place where" -- its the most horrible impersonation of a supposed person. and it failed miserably. we saw it. i think a lot of people knew she was going to lose before the election. >> tom: you were one of the only guys who came in consistently said it was going to happen. >> part of it was because i saw these ads, nothing but desperation trying to bash the other guy. at the last minute, trying to bring beyonce in and everyone else? these celebrities that every...

It was his first time at golf, and he immediately retired from the sport. >> sonny, you said that if you got a hole in one you would bring it up all the time. its one thing to bring it up yourself, and another to make someone else tell the story. >> if we were hanging out together for some reason -- >> andy: that would never happen. >> i would to demand that everyone tell about the time i got a hole-in-one. i am bad at all sports. >> andy: devore you said everything about trump is "me, me, me" a...

He goes on "the problem is also that an airport is a fully enclosed environment, and like theme parts and movie theaters, they extort you because i know you dont have another choice." his solution, we need a law to keep prices more reasonable. my solution, never travel. the rest of the world is highly overrated. >> this is a metaphor for trumps america. hes going to build a wall around america, and then hello, $8 banana. thats his entire plan. theyre going to build a wall around the country, put...

>> tom: there is always something, never . >> andy: never golf again. north hampton police, tom, first of all, i think you owe an apology to our guests and our viewers were hiding the fact that the northampton police chief is your twin sister. will you put that picture, please? [laughter] that is chief jody. >> andy: you have to disclose these things. >> tom: how perfect is it that shes the chief? >> andy: jody is her first name, she has everyone called her chief jody. its fantastic. devore, you...

Sausage. >> tom: carli, ten seconds. >> do away with airports altogether, no more flying. >> tom: carley shimkus, sonny bunch, john devore, paul hooper. tom shillue, good-bye. you

Land" wins at. back to you, tom. >> tom: thank you, andy. lets welcome our guests. she has pep in her step even when she sitting down, fox news reporter carley shimkus. we have a happy panel tonight, or in other words, a sonny bunc sonny bunch. hes a liberal beefcake, a vegan, gluten-free beefcake. award-winning sas, political satirist, and liberal hunk, john devore. sitting next to me, comedian paul hooper. okay, lets start the show. donald trump didnt talk about a lot on the campaign trail, bu...

Mike pence -- anthony, this is up your alley. >> it certainly is. >> tom: did you think of the rodney data for comparison before? >> absolutely. anytime trump meets with a japanese businessman and things -- [mimicking rodney dangerfield] what is all those? i am interested in bringing "caddyshack" into all of these things. jackie mason had nothing on the rodney character. >> tom: why did they >> its npr. what do they know about comedy? i absolutely think -- bush country club, stop the establishme...

Robots" like you came across that one night. >> okay. i meant i saw this thing in my room. its a speech with one robot >> i was trying to find pbs. jill, program the robots, fix robots, et cetera. but not really. the point of this -- he thinks fairly soon, robots will be programming the robots and robots will be fixing the robots. >> yet. i just think through the years weve been, all, weve built factories. and that means there wont be an easy job >> -- weve heard these predictions through the ye...

Wrong from tvs andy levy. >> tom, happy friday. >> tom: it is friday. >> yes, very exciting for "the new york times" says trumps "caddyshack"s al czervik. >> was he jewish? >> come on, man. >> i havent seen in years. dont tell them you are jewish. >> unbelievable. i dont even want to go on now. you sucked the wind out of my sails. anthony, you said you were insulted by the times bringing up "caddyshack" 2. that movie sucked and should never mention period. its like they try to recreate "caddysha...

Thats the way i look at it. >> i thought about it. i could prepare properly and watch a movie right now? or i could not. [laughter] >> you refuse to watch a movie. >> im sorry. >> all right. devore, i was going to donate to your mar-a-lago gofundme think until you talked about walking around in a kimono. >> im going to have a lot of costume changes. i am going to sit in as i strolled aloud talking with all of his golf buddies. >> do you think you are going to hit 200k? >> easily. i already have ...