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what i sound like. lets welcome our guests. i am here with the lovely and delicious diana alzone. she is so hot spark plugs are now diana falzone clubs. he is funnier than a drunken clown making balloon animals out of a smurfs intestine. and my repulsive sidekick. the epa declared his pants a super fine site. and next to me i am so excited i might grow up. the great pat man gnaw han from the awesome band train. their latest cd is called "save me san francisco." it features the number...

Whats the deal with the federalist papers? why are they papers? >> back then, they wrote on paper, greg. >> its a tough world. >> he would put his hemp in there and roll it up and you know the rest. >> greg, im being told to cut bill off and move on with the show. >> all right. bill. you are cut off. no talk about this glass. >> greg: thank you. let me welcome back patti ann browne, newschannel anchor, she is so hot, people are advised to put sunscreen on their skin before exposing themselves to...

that giving money to seth was a bad idea and i told you never to open that club up with bruce. >> >> greg: i am tired of hearing your voice. >> well talk later. jerk. >> ginger snap with the news on tap, patti ann browne. sheso hotted, smokey the bear sits outside of her home. >> hes a writer, john devore, hes so sharp, the sharper image is now called the door-er image. that was terrible. >> thats amazing. its my drug mule, bill schulz. and next to me, the delightful and wonderful co...

Mcdonalds story. can you deep fry a camel? think about that. how tasty that would be. >> now, finally bill... saying the reason why this is a problem is because parents dont care anymore. and greg saying divorced dads take their kids to mcdonalds? its just what they do. its true. the minute i got divorced i had a need to take my daughter mcdonalds every day. >> youd force feed the fry oodz i couldnt get in because there were so many divorced dads and were so pitiful. >> that sounds like a bad mo...

This. into the other persons face, again that. is what this is. there is every right to express themselves but not across the street. >> yeah. but im sorry. you should have a right to punch them in the face if you do things. i have a feeling youre going to defend them. >> no. >> me? >> butte oofl me? and you did like the video. >> the video had good qualities. the graphics were extensive. >> and thank you. >> and you know, normally i would encourage every and all citizen of the great country whe...

Show on vh 1 classics saturday. if wit were play dough it would kuchl nay can and smell weird. bill shults wearing a hello kitty thong, backwards. what does that mean? hes so sharp, cub scouts use him to carve initials into trees. sitting next to me is writer john devore. hes made from trees and has no knees. good to see you again, pinch. >> note to courtney were hiring in the op-ed section of the paper. none of them look like you. yeah. woo. sexual harassment. >> are you done? >> yeah. >> okay....

Sni was wrong. its important for us as grown adults to be able to admit when youre wrong. ways wrong. thank you. >> that is touch, getting down to presentation. were going off with a power point presentation. i realized we dont have teching no to put oit on screen. by the way were getting update on mr. cringels out of git month well talk about that later. errors and omissions page, always important. its why we have insure yens for errors and omissions. you can see, possibly, you cant. greg is la...

>> wow. >> please start over. >> that is in my nightmares. oh. wow. >> wow. >> i dont know where to go with that. >> yeah. >> john, is it an attack on mcdonalds an attack on america? >> right. it is. >> and if we cant manipulate our children with cartoon characters into begging parents to spend money, what kind of society are we? >> do you know what it is? mcdonalds is big, cheap affordable, successful. jim what do you think? do you eat at mcdonalds? i loved it. >> no. im not a big fan. i mean, ...

well see you again, sometime soon. >> welcome to red eye. its like v for vendetta. andy leafy is still awol. weve got former cia operative mike baker filling in for another night, what is coming up for tonights show you rakish rake from raishville? >> andy still missing. there is no solid evidence of foul play, we spotted his spotted tabby cat may be holding information. well be updating throughout the show. >> red eye page staff seats our studio awed yenls. a sad humorless organizatio...

them up. you will find them on the internet. they are welcome to "red eye." it is like v for vendetta if by v you mean vicodin. andy levy is awol, so instead we have mike baker filling in for another night. mike, whats coming up on tonights show you rakeish rake from rakeville? >> on a serious note, have i to start by reporting andy is still missing as you mentioned. while there is no evidence of soul play, mr. crinkle has spotted a tabby cat that may be holding information. we will ...