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Thinking is here. john devore is so smooth, brazilian waxes are now called john devore waxes. and his commercials suck. good to see you, pinch. >> happy science section tuesday. know what that means? it is tuesday. we have our science section. anyway, you are welcome. >> well done. >> well, there is a new sheriff in town. his name is smelly protestor. yes, hundreds of angry sign wavers descended like flies on washington, d.c. on tuesday to stage a mass citizens arrest of health insurance company...

I wish i would have thought of it first. i had the opposite problem to many friends. >> look at you. >> im sorry. it is a big problem. i have been trying to farm some out. if only i was charging and rending them out to other people. >> ill take them for you. bagels in the green room. >> john, the founder says it is not for escorts and for physical con account ta. do you need to buy friends? >> if poor eleanor rigby would have known about this. finally there is a way for reporters to meet elderly...

Trusted, unless they are conservative. >> add it in the corner of the intext and i will submit it. >> fair enough. >> allison, they want to start with 1877. you mean in the course called united states history study since reconstruction? >> one of the proposals supposedly is that. >> no, absolutely not. >> this is what im saying. they also dont want to remove susan b anthony. i found her listed in the same reconstruction era curriculum. >> really? >> andy, is there a story here? >> the story is -...

>> god, why didnt they do that when i was growing up? it would have cutoff four years of history. >> why not start with 1980? thats where it is relevant for us. the founding fathers brought in rick springfield. >> would you say 1877? >> yes. >> they need to get the medical -- the memo to jeopardy. that would be wrong. >> john, if you were one of these writers working on these textbooks, wouldnt your bias somehow infect it? >> look, greg, lets be honest. this is a war. there is a war going on in ...

i think. but what we learned i dont think affects you at all. from new york, good welcome to "red eye." it is like shes out of my league, if by league you mean cage. lets go to andy levy for the pre game report. andy, whats coming up on tonights show? >> coming up, why did hundreds of people protest in washington, d.c. today? the answer will put you in a headlock. 1k3* what is texas doing to its textbooks? well make outrageous claims without knowing all the facts straight ahead. and ...

john devore always a pleasure. im greg getfeld. i will see you later. >> bret: next on "special report," another possible case of terrorism at home, as an american woman is accused of recruiting for jihad. the president and congressional leaders cant seem to agree on timing for healthcare reform. after more than a year of work. the new charges and countercharges in the case of recently resigned democratic congressman eric massa. and would you agree to have a national i.d. card? if that...

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from new york. from new york. good night, america. captioned by closed captioning services, inc welcome to "red eye." it is like father knows best if by best you mean strippers. lets go to tvs andy levy for a pre game report. andy, whats coming up on tonights show? >> thats not what people mean by best. did the canadian womens hockey team go too far in the booze-filled celebration? the sorted and sexy details ahead. and joe biden says it is easy being vice president because you dont ...

Bill shultz. in hawaii he is a choking hazard. and he is damn smart for a bleeding heart. next to me is john devore. if he were a trashcan people would bang him in my driveway. and good to see you pinchy. >> check out the science section with the front page story on sexual addiction. thanks for allowing us to report on a fake disease, tiger woods. just being a man, greg. >> i know. >> im not. >> go uh away. it looks like charlie went too far-ly and so wrangle is in a tangle. in a report releas...

ed by closed captioning services, inc welcome to "red eye." it is like father knows best, if by best you know stripperses. now to andy levy with our pre game report. whats coming up on our show? >> thats not what people mean, greg. 2k*9 canadian womens hockey team go too far in the booze-filled celebration? the sorted and hopefully sexy details ahead. and joe biden says it is easy being vice president because you dont have to do anything. well investigate whether nun has had the hear...