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just going sit for five, six minutes and just stare. (laughter) actually we dont have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long to us. (laughter) so the winner will receive a stolen van. (laughter) i have 20 minutes to steal a van. (laughter) all right, no van. but first, i am sick of the elections...

my name is jon stewart. oh, tonights program, my guest tonight, oh, im very excited about this, no one. (laughter) we do not have a guest tonight. im going to have to, im just going sit for five, six minutes and just stare. (laughter) actually we dont have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long ...

(laughter) actually we dont have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long to us. (laughter) so the winner will receive a stolen van. (laughter) i have 20 minutes to steal a van. (laughter) all right, no van. but first, i am sick of the elections. i want to start with a story of international intri...

tweet during our live chat. that doesnt mean the funniest tweet or the meanest tweet. it means whatever [bleep] tweet i like the most. [laughter] make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010. tickets are still available. shocking. [laughter] apparently ass[bleep] isnt the draw that i thought it would be. [laughter] before we go, its time to play a little game of "what did i do to nathan?" im gonna show you some footage of my friend nathans face and you have to figure out what im doi...

they could not pass the drug test. and he got the job. and id like to keep obama off the tv for a while. im so tired of listening to his big mouth. >> bonnie, lets focus on earmarks. do you have a comment on that? >> caller: yes. if they would use the good things but they use them for just the things like the snail crossings and crab crossings and everything else. >> members of congress in "the washington post" defending earmarks. they say they are worth while projects, projects that t...

o." "the washington post" has an investigation of earmarks. the story says more than $300 million has been steered home to lawmakers neighborhoods and districts. it is legal, but generally undisclosed. we would like to discuss this. here are the numbers. you can also e-mail us and find us on twitter. you can join the conversation on facebook by looking for c-span. lets take a look at "the washington post" front-page story. it starts off like this. host: as we go deeper into the story, ...

former michigan governor-generallive granholm will, here, she will show us where she lives. michigan joke. we begin tonight obviously with the world affairs. big buzz at the u.n. today as diplomats look forward to getting home early from work. picking their children up from school, thanks to the annual ahmadinejad speech ritual known as the running of the bull [bleep] no, honey, i dont know what time im going to be coming home, oh, hes denying the holocaust, ill be coming home right no...

next weeks general assembly. thats when palestinian authority president abbas plans to make a bid for u.n. membership. >> jon: thaet, apparently the united nations is bring your own mother [bleep] chair. (laughter) >> jon: the u.n. provides the translators, you provide the chair, and head phone rentals are $3. (laughter) small price to play to steal and kill with diplomatic immunity. oh, really. (laughter) oh really. (applause) believe me, you get one of them diplomatic licence plates ...

home right now. i will see you in a little bit. (laughter) >> jon: and then the wife has the little-- (laughter) >> jon: the performance of sponge nut crazy pant as side-- (laughter) >> the u.n. had more pressing issues to discuss. as you may or may not know there has been a slight ongoing property line dispute in the area what everybody calls palestine calls israel and what everybody but israel calls palestine. so for i guess around the past 6,000 years, these two parties have attempt...

of the bull [bleep] no, honey, i dont know what time im going to be coming home, oh, hes denying the holocaust, ill be coming home right now. i will see you in a little bit. (laughter) >> jon: and then the wife has the little-- (laughter) >> jon: the performance of sponge nut crazy pant as side-- (laughter) >> the u.n. had more pressing issues to discuss. as you may or may not know there has been a slight ongoing property line dispute in the area what everybody calls palestine calls is...