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Right now, water levels for Belton Lake are a little less than five feet below normal — it's something WCID General Manager Richard Garrett says we haven't seen in years.

Heres a story for readers entering their Golden Years:

Ive noticed that Ive been receiving many stories and comments from persons of a certain age, leading me to believe older folks are among my readers. Here is some evidence:

"When I was 1 or 2," says Susan Hunt, of New Orleans, "my parents took me to a dance in a huge airplane hanger, packed with men in blue uniforms

Another church story from John Finn:

"Id visit my godparents, who were in their late 70s, at least once a week," says Susan Hunt, of New Orleans.

My Well-Deserved Vacation happened during the holidays, so here are some Christmas-related stories I received during vacation:

Talk show host Tamron Hall opens up about her decision not to pursue a job in late night TV and the genres lack of Black female hosts.