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[ laughter ] you are good. Last night, we had a group that was whats the word that im looking for . They were not hip. Dumb dumb. Thats right. [laughter] last night was the kind of group they thought Thompson Park was a place where divorced fathers took their kids on sunday. [ laughter ] what are you going to do, when you have a crowd like that . I should remind you, im former United States naval ensign. John w. Carson, 450375. During tonights monologue, the laughing lamp is lit. [ laughter ] th...

it belongs to the great calvero, and of all the people in the neighborhood, including you, he trusted me and me alone to deliver it safely to his door. - hmm. - ok. cool. - this painting was made by his brother bandini. - what is it? - well, theres a word for it which i doubt youll know, but lets just say its an outdoor scene with lots of grass and hills and trees. - a landscape? - yes. a landscape. very good. i was testing you. - [gasps] oh, danny, its beautiful. - beautiful and dange...

is a bird in the hand worth 2 in the bush? appraiser: well you rarely see them in this good of shape. appraiser: for example the fingers are perfect. appraiser: the bird is in mint condition. appraiser: and i would say if this were to go to auction today, appraiser: conservatively it would be worth 2 in the bush. woman: really? appraiser: its just beautiful, thank you so much for bringing it in. woman: unbelievable anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more. [ femal...